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King Tut: "Have you seen my penis?"

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posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 04:31 PM
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I live for conspiracies like this one.

Apparently King Tut's tee teeier was attached when he was first unwrapped in 1922, according to John Taylor, who looks after the mummies collection at the British Museum in London.

The wayward wiener was reported missing in 1968, before it was discovered again during a CT scan in 2006, lying in the loose sand around the mummy's body.

If you follow any Egyptian conspiracies and cover-ups at all, you know that Egypt's chief archaeologist Zahi Hawass is ALWAYS involved. This one is no exception. Hawass claims Tut was "well-developed", although admits in a paper, his member is dismembered.

ATS....King Tut needs you!!

Imagine if it was you who was victim archeologists 'dropping the ball'.


This mystery of the Tut's purple-helmeted love warrior who went AWOL needs solving. Let's bring to bear the might of modern technology for the sake of King's misplaced manhood!

This has has been fun.

www.newscientist.com...enis.html




posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 04:43 PM
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I mean, what??????? LOL!

You gotta know it's sitting proudly on some collectors fireplace mantel somwhere!



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 04:47 PM
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I would not be surprised one bit, as the male organ i would assume may be important for alot of people behind the scenes lol.

All religion is based on sex, and pagan religions that the ptb are into are all about sex and there energies are they not?



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 04:47 PM
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Who cares where it is.....................lol

More pressing Earth stuff to deal with Robin


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posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 04:48 PM
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Hawass claims Tut was "well-developed",



Well developed..?







$20 says Hawass has it at home in a pickle jar.





posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 04:50 PM
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Well, this is an interesting break though, from all the other pressing issues. While it's a shame Tut is not longer intact, I know I won't be losing any sleep over it!



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 04:55 PM
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C'mon you moon anomaly people! Scour through the NASA moon photo archives. I'm sure you will find it!

or

Perhaps some Chinese restaurant in the Yushu province is serving Tut's Tallywhacker Tea. Guaranteeing virility and long life.

or

Perhaps it was 'disappeared' in order to suppress the truth that it had a mind of it's own, thus proving aliens visited Earth. I must be a descendant, because mine seems to have a mind of it's own sometimes.

[edit on 29-6-2010 by 12GaugePermissionSlip]



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 04:57 PM
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Blanca Rose yes it is interesting news no disrespect meant ...



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:06 PM
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If your weiner was dried out in the desert like beef jerky, how big would it be?

We must probe further with this.



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:07 PM
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100% Fake it has to be!!



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:09 PM
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NO RESPECT.


King Tut is dead and we are discussing his wayward member. LOL
Facelift even posts a pic of it lol. Give the guy a break he's dead.



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:12 PM
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Not as well developed as Rasputin.
Refraction only plays a small part here.

relatoriobrainbox.files.wordpress.com...enis21.jpg



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:13 PM
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Hah, OK. You get a star and a flag from me, just for the title, and the lovely alliteration "wayward wiener".

I'm not so sure I really care what happened to his johnson though, I''ve got my own to worry about and that's far more important!



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:16 PM
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Lol.

The ptb are weird aren't they?

Who knows and cares about this.



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:19 PM
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I can't resist...




posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:24 PM
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IS THIS WHAT ATS HAS STOOPED TOO!!??!?!??!



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:25 PM
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Poor King Tut, has his Royal Package splayed on the net. And Paris Hilton isn't in this movie, is she? Theres an improvement for us.

But that pic of Rasputin thingy....maybe a bit too far?



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:29 PM
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I heard that the Rasputin one was actually just a Sea Cucumber.

www.museumofhoaxes.com...

I'm going to believe that anyway, just to make myself feel better.

EDIT: Whoops, that might be another one. Seems like people love a good schlong story.

[edit on 29/6/2010 by harpsounds]



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 05:29 PM
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Originally posted by Sahrhyce
IS THIS WHAT ATS HAS STOOPED TOO!!??!?!??!


Oh for Pete's sake. Lighten up. Loosen your tie. Quit triple starching your underwear.

Hawass discussed it, after all.



posted on Jun, 29 2010 @ 06:00 PM
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"Have you seen my baseball".....Something about Mary

Sorry that's all I could hear....."Make way we got a bleeder"......lol

Peace



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