Conspiracy right here on ATS!

The man who currently presents himself as "Springer" is NOT the real Springer!

I can prove it half better than 99% of the conspiracies presented on ATS.

I will present my theory and reveal to you the TRUE face of Springer folks!


This is a picture of the "real" Springer. He is the man behind the Binoculars.



The man who has been posting on ATS is an IMPOSTER!!!

My theory is: That during one of Springer's hippy fest "alien spotting" trips to the desert, he did indeed meet with aliens!

However Springer did not know that he had met a new species.

Unlike the majority of other friendly species of aliens, this race was not satisfied with a simple anal probe and ear tag....Oh no...
They thought he looked tasty and promptly ate him!!!

What you are seeing is an "alien" imposter wearing Springers flesh just like an "Edger Suit" as seen in the documentary: Men in Black.




Now I have done literally MINUTES of research on this abduction.
I consider myself an expert on this subject.

I have found the true face of Springer as we know him today.

ATS, I reveal the TRUE face of your overlord:

Im going to go out on a limb here and refer to your location....

Maybe this is better suited to the jokes section of BTS?

CX.

As we are all aware, Springer, is actually Ted Danson.