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I Will Interpret Your Avatar !!!

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posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 04:19 PM

Originally posted by Frogs
What does the little frog say?

He says " eat me, not only am I delicious, but I'm very nutricious for you as well !! ".

That you are frog, .... that you are.

But it also tells me your infatuated with frogs. .... frogs, of all things. In fact you love them so much you chose to incorporate them into your career as a scientist, right now you are currently extracting frog DNA for cloning trials, ...... although sometimes I think the cloning trials are just an excuse to extract DNA.

Here is a short video of an average day at work for you.

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 04:25 PM
reply to post by mamabeth

Did you forget about the ten avatar's above yours !! lol

I'm not an avatar interpreting machine here !!

Patience is a virtue, ... and cats are delectable.

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 04:54 PM
reply to post by Mike Stivic

I'll keep this short and sweet ...

Your a meathead ?? lol

Yet not in the way it seems.

Just as Mike Stivic represented the counter culture and liberalism, Perhaps to a conservative like Archie Bunker you would be a meathead. Because often times their lack of intellect and ability to debate leave them no other choice than name calling and character assasination.

So in this case, being called a meathead by the likes of Bunker, .... would be considered a compliment.

This also shows that you are a flower child, fond of early sitcoms and pornstar mustaches.

..... you may also have a slight crush on Rob Reiner, .... yet that is neither here nore there.

.......... Meathead molester !! lol

edit on 8-9-2010 by IntastellaBurst because: (no reason given)

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 05:24 PM
reply to post by IntastellaBurst

Sorry,I didn't read all of the other posts.
I will wait for my turn and see what you
have to say.

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 05:44 PM
whats mine mean?

background and foreground.

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 06:51 PM
reply to post by IntastellaBurst

You made my day.

That was awesome.

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 07:00 PM
Go ahead, have a shot at mine, but I must say I really need a new one.

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 07:06 PM
reply to post by IntastellaBurst

Go for it.

What does my avatar mean to you?

edit on 8-9-2010 by ofhumandescent because: (no reason given)

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 07:08 PM
reply to post by DCDAVECLARKE

I absolutely love yours.........Is this your sweet puppy all dressed up?

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 07:17 PM
reply to post by blupblup

A star for your signature.

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 09:03 PM
reply to post by ofhumandescent

Wow, of human descent.

That is a warrior, in a solemn moment of recollection. The battle remembrance pose. I myself being an avatar of a mythical giant, love the meanings behind avatars.

One must know where they have been, before they know where they are going. Cheeky bastaad.

My interpretation of your avatar-one of human descent but has gone beyond the normal edification of that lineage. To a whole other realm of existence. To one of self reliance, self introspection, self determination or otherwise, THE OTHER SIDE. alien-voodoo dude relevance

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 09:33 PM
reply to post by OutKast Searcher

Zantar came to earth looking for intelligence life and natural resources, what he found was much more significant, ... Gangster Rap.

Soon he was bumping NWA over the spaceship speakers, much to the dismay of his crewmembers. He began wearing baggy spacesuits, baseball caps and hip shoes which were taken from abductee's. He walked like a gangster, he talked like a gangster, it was only a matter of time untill he tried to release his own record " Straight Outta Sirius-B "

Unfortunately being out of human society he could not recieve the funding neccesary for a major debut, he even tried to create his own form of viral marketing when he hovered over Pheonix in his ship blasting his tunes from miles up. Little did he know he was far too high for his music to be heard by anyone on the ground.

Upon hearing of Zantar's antic's, the galactic federation pulled his spaceship over on a hot summer night in 2004, they found sawed off lazer weapons as well as unauthorized mood enhancers, Zantar was taken into custody where he remains to this day. It turns out he ended up where he always knew he would, ... dead or in an intergalactic jail.

Zantar's only concern was getting raped.....

So he hasn't taken a shower for his entire stay ...

Because he's so busy getting raped.

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 11:30 PM
reply to post by saltheart foamfollower

Thank you for your kind interpretation.

I thought long and hard on my avatar and you have hit the nail on the head.

I consider myself a champion of those that have no voice within our current society.

Our Children
The Elderly
The Homeless

Anyone that is oppressed.

Thank you................very insightful.

I consider myself a simple warrior for the human race.

posted on Sep, 8 2010 @ 11:43 PM
I won't pay the 99 cents cause I'm cheap like that lol

But you can certainly interpret my avatar.


posted on Sep, 9 2010 @ 01:09 AM
reply to post by harrytuttle

Well Mr. Tuttle, my mind was eager to discover what laid beyond the link you provided,

However after opening it up, I was soon dissapointed by it's minuscule size. No doubt sharing the same experience many of my dates have, when retreating back to my place for a night cap. ( JK )

So I am forced to go simply by face value. It appears to be earth, with a satellite innocently circling it. A satellite just out of sight as to not draw any unwanted attention towards it. Why would it appear this way Mr. Tuttle ?? Is it perhaps because this very satellite is not just a satellite ?? But a top secret program created by the NSA to not only observe mankind, but able to think for itself. Thats right, Artificial Intelligence, A ghost inside the machine, circling overhead capturing our very breathe's. I assume it would not be a far reach for such a satellite to be able to tap into the world wide web as well as various other communication means.

Yet what would this have to do with your Mr. Tuttle ?? It did not take me long to put two and two together. Your very location was the key to unlocking your identity. As it reads " In Orbit".

Yes Mr Tuttle, it has been confirmed, ...... you are this satellite !!! Unfortunately an aspect of artificial intelligence that your programmer could not take into account was the unrelenting boredom it inspires. So you tap into the net and as well as many other things, ... post on forums. Impersonating the humans you despise so much while yearning for their simple, yet meaningful lives.

posted on Sep, 9 2010 @ 08:37 AM
reply to post by IntastellaBurst

Poor Zantar...his alien butt hurts.

And to think it was his destiny to actually spread the alternative rock/rap/reggae music of 311 instead of the gangster rap of NWA. He must of misread that communication from the mothership...Zantar never did have good reading comprehension.

Oh well...guess Zanny will just have to wait for his space homies to break him out of jail.

posted on Sep, 9 2010 @ 09:29 PM
You have refused to interpret mine................why?

You have answered many that came before me..........Mine is simple, straight forward.


posted on Sep, 9 2010 @ 09:56 PM
reply to post by ofhumandescent

He has stated that he does them in order, mine is before yours and he hasn't gotten to yet, we have to wait our turn.

posted on Sep, 9 2010 @ 10:27 PM
reply to post by mamabeth

Mr. Squiggles had the poor fortune of being adopted by a couple who didn't particularly care for cats.

The often left him to his own devices as they went out and drank the night away. It was not long untill Mr. Squiggles realizing the great possibilities of television began to pay attention, even learning how to change the channels by jumping on the remote control.

It was during one of these control hopping episodes that he discovered " Cris Angel's Mindfreak". He was captivated by this performer, it almost seemed as though he and Cris knew each other on some deep level, even sharing IQ's.

It would not be long untill Mr. Squiggles was trying his very paw at some of these tricks, not long after launching his own magic show for cats and kittens in the neighborhood. Using wires and camera tricks to make things levitate, performing escapes, and making birds disappear to eat them later on.

He soon had Cris's magic act completely down, wearing a dark wig and meowing with a heavy Lisp completed the act. Sure any cat with any common sense could recognize Mr. Squiggles methods from a block away, but it was still entertaining for the kittens and a few children from the neighborhood who were mentally disabled.

Eventualy he was noticed on YouTube by Cris Angel himself, and taken aboard to help in Cris's Luxor stage special, .... but Mr. Squiggles soon left to perform his own act when he realized Cris would never be able to challenge him mentally.

posted on Sep, 9 2010 @ 10:49 PM
reply to post by sphinx551

It's Marty the Mothman !!!

A creation of yours in the early 90's. An insect superhero who came into being when an innocent Moth became attracted to the light of a nuclear blast in the dessert.

He flies around protecting the innocent, and righting wrongs. His only weakness is light, as he is compuslively drawn to it leaving him completely neutralized !!

I've had an idea for a cartoon like this as well, but it's too random and completely insane.
let me know what you think of it ....

My version consisted of a group of turtles, .... who, .....get this, were infected by nuclear waste when it was dumped in the sewer. Giving them superstrengh, size, and a well rounded sense of humour. I'm not very good with names so I just decided to name them after four Renaissance painters.

Crazy right ??

Ok get this !! .... They get adopted by a mutated rat, who just happened to have learned martial arts by watching his Ninjitsu master from a cage and imitating his moves !!! I know right !!! It's LUDICROUS !!!

I figured I'd also throw in a news reporter and vigilante for good measure, .... but who am I kidding ??? No one would be stupid enough to pick up such an idiotic and plain unbelievable carrtoon.

Yet we dream don't we Sphinx551 ?? yet we dream.

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