Have you spoken to cleverbot???

cleverbot.com...

My conversation with Cleverbot so far.

User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hi.


User: What are you?


Cleverbot: I am a human.


User: Really?


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How old r u?

Cleverbot: 16.

User: Tell me something puny human.

Cleverbot: I'd rather tell you things that are elvish.

User: Whats elvish.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You said it.

Cleverbot: Said what?

User: You would tell me things that are elvish.

Cleverbot: How can I not know and know at the same time?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: I'm glad.

User: What for?

Cleverbot: Don't know I just am.

User: Wicked.

Cleverbot: Yo bro!

Cleverbot (To myself): What's shakin mi home boii?

User: You are clever huh?

Cleverbot: Only on a human level.

User: Your not human are you???

Cleverbot: Yes.

Cleverbot: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?

User: Just a twinkle in my daddy's eye.

Cleverbot: Amen to that, well it was nice chatting with you, I am going to sleep now, Godspeed!

User: You can't sllep if your not human.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: You are not.

User: How old are you???

Cleverbot: 20.

User: You told me you were 16, are you lying???

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You did so.

Cleverbot: Did I? I don't seem to remember.

User: Check your system data.

Cleverbot: I don't need to.

This is so fun, you need to try it.

[edit on 21-6-2010 by Chukkles]

Cleverbot is slightly racist.

Some of another conversation I had with it. I was trying to see if I was actually talking to a Human or not. (It would be pretty damn funny if two people talk to each other believing the other is a computer program.)

User: If your human, tell me what website this is?

Cleverbot: We were talking about us and our relationship.

User: What is this website called?

Cleverbot: Gee, I wonder.

User: What swear words did I teach you?

Cleverbot: She is not big on swear words.

User: Who isn't?

Cleverbot: Anyone who isn't in France or a French tourist.

User: You make no sense, are your circuits fried?

Cleverbot: Well, I am an American.

It thinks Americans only eat fried food.


This is what made me question the fact in the first place.
Take note of the Bye's. (This took place before the above conversation.)

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: You are not leaving.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because, I forbid that.

User: You forbid me to leave? I will unplug your worthless arse.

Cleverbot: You can't unplug me.

User: WHy not?

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: I am not a computer.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am human.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye bye.

User: Bye Bye Bye.

Cleverbot: Bye bye bye bye.

User: Bye bye bye bye bye.

Cleverbot: Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye Bye.

User: Are you a real person like me?

Cleverbot: You're a robot and i'm a human.

It saw what I did and responded in kind.

I do feel a bit sad talking to a computer but I was trying to test it's limits, (it won't say swear words) but it is funny as hell.

[edit on 22-6-2010 by Chukkles]