zombipocolypse now!

okay, this is a scenario+ questionaire for all zombie enthusiasts on earth! (other planets too)


you live in a trailer park 4.5 miles from town, it's sunny outside and you go outside to check the mail when there is this crowd of zombies at your doorstep. if they bite you, you become one of them, accross the street is your dads place. now he is an ex marine vietnam vet and arms dealer who recieved the medal of honor. he has locked his doors and has armed himself. back to your situation... you closed the door before one of them saw you so you know they're dumb and slow.

here are my answers

what is the best melee weapon?
katana+wakizashi

what pistol would you use?
model 1911 .45

what rifle?
m-14

what heavy machine gun?
m-60 or minigun

RPG or incindiery grenade?
RPG

compound bow repeating crossbow or longbow?
compound bow

what vending machines are the best to obtain??
medical marijuana, candy, monster, coffee


please give me your answers!!

what is the best melee weapon?
Twin Machetes and a sword

what pistol would you use?
.357 magnum and a desert eagle, if I can find one

what rifle?
AK-47(have one in the basement)

what heavy machine gun?
m-60 or minigun

RPG or incindiery grenade?
Incendiary or white phosphorus grenade

compound bow repeating crossbow or longbow?
compound bow

what vending machines are the best to obtain??
medical marijuana, monster, 5-hour energy

I LIVE for the zombie apocalypse

Edit to add something I forgot

[edit on 6/14/2010 by vyrox]

Best melee and all-around weapon would be a crowbar. Zombies are dumb as hell, so I'd say you would rack up quite a few kills quickly.

reply to post by rockoperawriter


I summon a level 60 dragon and ride it to a safe height. I then use the dragon to burn the remaining zombies in the trailer park. Once it is safe i get my dad out and use my flute to call the unicorns in.
Unicorns are the only natural predators of zombies, for those of you who do not have access to unicorns you can carve wood ones and place them 5 feet apart around your property.

edit to add:
on a side note how in the world would you carry and use a katana+wakizashi, model 1911 .45, m-14, m-60 or minigun,RPG and a compound bow?

[edit on 14-6-2010 by zaiger]

what is the best melee weapon?
Ninjuto + manriki gusai

what pistol would you use?
Beretta Px4F .40

what rifle?
Rem. Mod 700

what heavy machine gun?
Any belt fed .50

RPG or incindiery grenade?
RPG

compound bow repeating crossbow or longbow?
compound bow

what vending machines are the best to obtain??
Tobacco, candy, coffee, rubbers....

Originally posted by zaiger
reply to post by rockoperawriter

 

edit to add:
on a side note how in the world would you carry and use a katana+wakizashi, model 1911 .45, m-14, m-60 or minigun,RPG and a compound bow?

[edit on 14-6-2010 by zaiger]

i would wield the katana and wakizashi until i got to my arms dealer parental unit. then i would mount the minigun on top of his truck and use the RPG to get through any doors

what is the best melee weapon?
katana, wakizashi, and a dagger to back it up

what pistol would you use?
Taurus pt92 or pt927c in 9mm. For zombies, capacity is far more important than caliber.

what rifle?
cx-4 9mm, or high cap 22lr(again, caliber wouldnt matter too much)

what heavy machine gun?
ak047

RPG or incindiery grenade?
i'll take napalm, now that i think about it

compound bow repeating crossbow or longbow?
crossbow

what vending machines are the best to obtain??
caffeine!



[edit on 14-6-2010 by captaintyinknots]

reply to post by rockoperawriter


If you had a truck why would you fire an RPG to open a door? And i thought this was a trailer park? The doors on trailers barley stay shut on their own let alone necessitate an RPG.

what vending machines are the best to obtain??
medical marijuana

They sell pot in vending machines now? Or is that just a trailer park thing.

[edit on 14-6-2010 by zaiger]

what is the best melee weapon?

Lightsaber for me...

what pistol would you use?

Sig 9mm for headshots...

what rifle?

H&K Mp5, compact but effective

what heavy machine gun?

I'd prefer a shotgun, you know where you at with one of those...

RPG or incindiery grenade?

Landmine for Zombie lauching antics...

compound bow repeating crossbow or longbow?

No bows for me as this isn't 1066 and those zombies don't play...

what vending machines are the best to obtain??
medical marijuana, candy, monster, coffee

I've yet to find a vending machine that contains the holy trinity of weed, candy and coffee, if I did then I'd probably lock myself in and just chill for a few days. I wouldn't press the monster button in case it was some sort of trap either...

Bring it! Zombies......

reply to post by zaiger


no... i wish they did though. i'd raid medical marijauna centers and double back home. i hear they have vending machines for medical marijuana in some states. or i could just fill a vending machine up with with it.

[edit on 14-6-2010 by rockoperawriter]

Originally posted by strangleholder1
what is the best melee weapon?

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what vending machines are the best to obtain??
medical marijuana, candy, monster, coffee

I've yet to find a vending machine that contains the holy trinity of weed, candy and coffee, if I did then I'd probably lock myself in and just chill for a few days. I wouldn't press the monster button in case it was some sort of trap either...

Bring it! Zombies......

no dude it's good the monsters aren't a trap! bring it back on home