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Long Pig : Can You Pass the Ketchup and Breasts Please...

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posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 08:17 PM
Humans are a nasty meat. All kinds of diseases, better take it well done and avoid the organ meat. (opposite of most survival scenarios where organ meat is preferred)

I agree with Slayer, if it comes down to it, and I go first, gobble me up!

If the shoe is on the other foot, I will choose life over death, so that means you are gonna start looking pretty tasty. I might even skin you and make a coat or a windbreaker. Maybe tie on a spare arm to confuse any would be attackers.

In all honesty I would have no problem eating a stranger to save my own life, but I could never eat a friend or family member.

posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 08:44 PM
reply to post by getreadyalready

Dude, a skin suit, huh?

Oh, was she a great big fat person

I'm going to start watching my back around you guys now.

posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 08:46 PM
Oh wait I can say it now can't I?

This is too funny.

[edit on 14-6-2010 by SpartanKingLeonidas]

posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 08:50 PM
I, like so many others, live in a super mega-city, a true megaopolis. For me, that's Beijing.

You know, whenever I am in a supermarket I can't help but notice the unrelenting masses of people decending upon 'the produce' like a tidal wave of harpies from hell.

It then strikes me: What would happen if the various supply routes (air/road/rail) were suddenly cut off?

Nobody in Beijing makes food; I mean real food. (There might be a potato chip factory somewhere, who knows?)

I'm telling you, in Beijing, a city of 15-20 million, if the supply routes were suddenly stopped the entire current food supply would evaporate in 24 hours.

I imagine it's the same thing for all mega-cities.

Now, I can't answer the key question at this moment - I just don't know if I would find myself on some sort of Mad Max/Soylent Green combo plate.

Though, it does seem to me that all of the world's super-cities are just one crazy disaster away from answering your very question in lip-smacking detail.

posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 08:54 PM
reply to post by univac500

That's right.


The big city is full of factories that process foods.

Not manufacture and or grow food.

All those big city slickers who whine about cattle and sheep being slaughtered will wish they lived on a ranch and or farm, where food is grown.

Or near enough of a populace where the new "food supply" is prevalent.

posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 09:02 PM
In a survival situation, I'd resort to eating just about anything. But unless I was out of my mind, in an altered mental state, I would not eat human flesh.

posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 09:02 PM
reply to post by univac500

Have you ever flown into Southern California at night and just look at the shear magnitude of the mass population? L.A. County at night looks like one Giant computer circuit board all lit up. If the food supply was suddenly cut off it would be mass pandemonium. I believe this would be the case in any megalopolis.

posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 09:04 PM

Originally posted by SpartanKingLeonidas

Dude, a skin suit, huh?

It puts the lotion on it's skin and then into the basket.

posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 09:11 PM

Originally posted by SpartanKingLeonidas
reply to post by SLAYER69

Yes, I posted a YouTube video, about the real story.

I have seen it, saw a documentary, and read on it.

It was one of the reasons I wrote this thread.

Sorry I skipped that video in the OP.
Well the movie has an awesome crash scene

posted on Jun, 14 2010 @ 09:18 PM
reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas

Well, since the advent of the 'one child policy' Beijing parents certainly seem to be going to great lengths to fatten-up their offspring. One can only speculate as to the reason why.

Of course I jest. No offence intended to the young gal who has dressed herself up as a jungle cat.

posted on Jun, 15 2010 @ 02:33 AM
If all you had to eat was 'long pig' wouldn't it get kind of boring?

I only eat smaller quantities of meat for the most part.
I don't think eating large quantities of meat would be very good for a person, either physically or mentally.

I don't think i would have much problem getting past the 'taboo'.
I live outside of conventionality anyway.
I just don't think a steady diet of any kind of meat is that good for you.

It might be a little bit erotic, or maybe just disgusting. Hard to say.
After a while, though, it would just be SOP & one wouldn't worry about it too much as long as the system of acquisition didn't include me as a possible candidate.

posted on Jun, 15 2010 @ 04:51 AM
reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas

I'm partial to certain human body parts. Munch on 'em all the time.

posted on Jun, 15 2010 @ 04:58 AM
I would definitely die before I would ever touch human as food..
I have been really hungry before and went 6 days without food and during that time I remembered movies that showed people resorting to that, but it still made me laugh, and I knew I could never do feels wrong and repugnant and just based on that alone would stop me personally...

posted on Jun, 15 2010 @ 04:59 AM
If one could overcome their aversion to eating worms and bugs, then cannibalism might never become necessary.

Even if all the crops failed, there'd still be worms and bugs'a'plenty for years to come.

*But maybe some people would prefer cannibalism to worms/bugs when it comes time to eat their meat group items for the day.

posted on Jun, 15 2010 @ 05:45 AM
Okay, a hypothetical...

You're starving to death, and I have a plate of succulent BB-Q. It has
a delicious aromatic sauce, that looks good, and it smells good.
You watch as I dig in with relish, savoring every morsel...I offer you
some...and your mouth waters.

"Where did it come from?" You ask

"Doesn't matter," I say, "Do you want some? It's delicious"

Anyway, the point is, or the question is. What if you didn't have to prepare
the meat or even see the body? Are you sure, you'd rather die than eat?


Here's something else to think about. I discussed this topic with my child
recently. Why do we choose to eat some animals and leave some
alone. My child and I came up with three reasons

1. Intelligence (except for pigs, 'cause they're just too tasty)
But we mostly leave dolphin and porpoise alone, etc.

2. Cuteness (like animals we keep as pets, or objects of affection and
amusement. Although I--as do some cultures--would surely eat any
of my Chihuahuas strait away if I were hungry ~I even know how I
would spice them...lemon pepper for the little one and BBQ for the
other two.)

3. Religious guidelines (Hindus-beef, Jews-pork, Christians-horses, etc.)

It is all a bunch of rubbish...the food chain exists for a reason. The weak
get eaten and the strong survive.

Personally though, I'd rather die and pass on to whatever is next, but,
of course, I'm not starving right now...perspective is everything

posted on Jun, 15 2010 @ 06:02 AM
I've heard of long pork. It was in reference to Al Packer. If it came to that, I'm not sure what I'd like to eat. Maybe a thigh.

posted on Jun, 15 2010 @ 06:26 AM
I genuinely would struggle to eat another person, but also
knowing what hunger can make you do, I'd proably hold
my nose (or doze... if you're holding it now) and gobble it down.

I certainly don't think I could eat a whole one.

So making a 'skin-suit' is wrong?

I'd better write that one down, then.

posted on Jun, 15 2010 @ 06:31 AM

Originally posted by Astyanax
reply to post by SpartanKingLeonidas

I'm partial to certain human body parts. Munch on 'em all the time.

Er... I don't know what to say.

posted on Jun, 15 2010 @ 06:50 AM
reply to post by rival

"Where did it come from?" You ask

"Doesn't matter," I say, "Do you want some? It's delicious"

You've got a great point - probably the most important one.

In support, I've seen people who just chow down on rabbit - but you offer them the actually rabbit head to eat? Can you say SWOON...

Same with chicken.
Think of what would happen at KFC if they offered the heads, doodles and feet on the menu! (All three, the heads, doodles and feet are eaten in my area and considered the best parts)...

So it goes for people meat - errr excuse me, long-pork.

A nice juicy slab of of meat all thick and juicy - YUM...
But offer up a plate of the, errrr, to put it delicately, 'privates'?
I've a feeling even the hungriest person would run.

Back firm on topic (I almost strayed there) - Could I eat long-pork?

I have...

A 'naturalist/spiritualist' friend of mine had a child. I was chosen to be the godmother. My friends husband cleaned and cooked the placenta for the people who attended the home birth.

Out of respect, I had some.
WAY too chewy.
In all honesty I can't say I enjoyed the process or the taste (and no it didn't taste like chicken or pork). Gag, he used too much soy sauce too...

On the other hand I've also been hungrier than I can even put into words.

If in that state of hunger someone had offered me long-pork, you bet I'd of eaten my share, and probably asked for seconds.


[edit on 15-6-2010 by silo13]

posted on Jun, 15 2010 @ 06:58 AM
Oh! Just in case someone might be interested.

*Placenta Stew

* 3/4 fresh human placenta
* 1 potato
* 4 tablespoons fresh parsley
* 2 carrots
* 3 celery
* 1 zucchini (courgette)
* 1 tomato
* 1 onion

1. Chop up the ingredients.
2. Roll the placenta in a mix of one table spoon flour, one teaspoon salt, a half teaspoon powdered paprika, some ground clove, some ground pepper and 6-8 coriander seeds.
3. Saute the placenta in two tablespoons oil, pour in the vegetables and about a litre of water.
4. Allow to boil and then let simmer for an hour.

I don't remember if this is the exact recipe my friend used to make the placenta stew, I know there was white wine in it and garlic too - but - it's close enough.

Also - a question to the OP...

Is this considered cannibalism you think? Neither the woman or the child died?

I mean, can you be a cannibal without the 'host' (?), or contributor of the 'meat' being dead?



EDIT to fix link...

*Sorry, the link will not work. It's a WIKI Books Recipe if you want to Google it.

[edit on 15-6-2010 by silo13]

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