posted on Jun, 24 2010 @ 12:59 PM
I had a really funny pic I was gonna post, and I can't find the bloody thing now I need it!!! It was Entitled "Andrex Triple Ply...........Because
sometimes your middle finger breaks through"
Actually, that reminds me, many years ago when I was in the army cadets, they tought us the army manual way of using the bog roll in the 24hr ration
What you are "supposed" to do, is tear a small hole in the middle of the paper, careful not to throw away that little bit, put it in your shirt
pocket for later use.
Take your poop in your little dugout toilet, and then when you are done, stick your middle finger through the hole, get in rattled in there and give
it a good wiggle, clean as much of that brown sauce of your rectal regions as you possibly can, then using your other hand wrap the paper round and
pull it off tightly, all going according to plan, clean bottom and clean finger.
Now remember that little left over bit in your shirt pocket? Well, you gotta get the leftovers from under your fingernail somehow......
I really don't know if thats true or not, sufficed to say I never tried that method, mummy always packed me a roll of double quilted.
[edit on 24/6/10 by woogleuk]