posted on Jun, 11 2004 @ 10:27 AM
(I'm on a horror flick kick at the moment, so sue me!)
* The Exorcist 2: wrong on so many levels, scary on none of them
* Pet Semetary 2: featuring the dumbest characters ever to appear in a horror film. Your step-dad is a 7-foot-tall abusive psycho with a shotgun?
Bring him back from the dead as a mad zombie with unlimited strength!
* Amityville Horror: So you've just discovered that the gate to Hell is in your basement--what do you do? Keep living there, of course!
* Robo Vampire: the dumbest film ever made, period. Literally cobbled together from a Chinese hopping vampire film, A Fillipino action-adventure
flick in the jungle, and an American bit about a guy in a really really bad Robocop outfit (with a chestplate that might actually be a garbage can