I'm starting a conspiracy-themed business.

This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer has the idea for the "make your own pizza pie" restaurant....

I don't think it worked out

Still working on the menu:


Black Triangles over New Mexico
(Blue Corn Tortilla Chips served with Green Chile Salsa.)



This one could be legit.

reply to post by muzzleflash


+1 for Fuddruckers.

One of the best burger joints around. Love the Fudd Fries drenched in melted cheese.

As for the Build-A-Burger's idea, it sounds good in theory, but it all comes down to the burger. If the burger ain't up to standards, all the cool themes in the world aren't gonna help.

Show me the burger.


TheAssoc.

Most people won't "get" the name...hehe...but that's ok.

All menu items with conspiracy angles, neat idea though..and unique.

I can see it now, The Roswell Record headline on the wall, different articles about different conspiracy topics as a wallpaper collage....MK Ultra, etc. Maybe even some items on the walls, like a replica of the gun that "allegedly" killed Kennedy, pics of the Moon Landing being filmed on a set, etc.

You could serve the burgers in a (wait for it)......

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

TIN FOIL HAT!

You could serve cold soup and call it:

Brothschilled

and take-away meat called a steak-out.

[edit on 11-6-2010 by berenike]

Great ideas! I love the conspiracy-themed menu items. More! More!

wow these are hilarious. the logos are awesome!!

buffalo burger for the true freedom-lovers.....don't know what you'd call it.......

chicken burger might be suitable for many customers.....

for the afghanis and middle-easterners you could have a goat burger and call it the ScapeGoat Special........

gotta have the $20.12 special... surf and turf or a barrel of pork.......

twin towers ice cream sundae.....melts quickly and into its own imprint.....

snake eyes- rocky mountain oysters........

zion-sweetened iced tea........?

bloody marys, of course, with real blood........

special SOYLENT menu..............for the children.......

Originally posted by nine-eyed-eel
reply to post by Mike Stivic

 

Oh my God the jukebox...

and instead of Heinz57 for your steak, you get Area 51 sauce...

And the whole steak section of the menu is called "CATTLE MUTILATIONS"



[edit on 10-6-2010 by nine-eyed-eel]

CATTLE MUTILATIONS LOL I love that one.