I'm starting a conspiracy-themed business.

With all the people waking up and realizing that world governments are mere puppets of the banking elite, I thought I'd capitalize on the trend and open a restaurant chain specializing in hamburgers made just how we like them.

I'm calling it Build-A-Burger's. I need investors. Who's in?

Armchair comedians, feel free to riff away.






[edit on 10-6-2010 by AwakeinNM]

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You should make a green hillock cake called The Grassy Knoll.

The kid's meal comes with Kool-Aid.

Ill make a logo for ya, gimme a few minutes to get GIMP fired up.

I really like this idea, I will invest some time (its all i got).

BlackWater Burger
lots of Ketchup for effect

That was hilarious, I love your idea!

I think it would be a hit. Have you ever been to this awesome burger joint called Fuddruckers?
www.fuddruckers.com...

You build-a-burger and it's so awesome lol. One of the best places imo.


I would totally eat at your Build-A-Burgers. When do you open??

Although The Counter doesn't cater solely to conspiracy theorists, it's one of the best burger-building joints around: www.thecounterburger.com...

MMMMMmmmm, burgers. Fuddruckers is really yummy too!

Originally posted by nine-eyed-eel
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You should make a green hillock cake called The Grassy Knoll.

The kid's meal comes with Kool-Aid.

Great ideas! I love the conspiracy-themed menu items. More! More!

Originally posted by AwakeinNM

Originally posted by nine-eyed-eel
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You should make a green hillock cake called The Grassy Knoll.

The kid's meal comes with Kool-Aid.

Great ideas! I love the conspiracy-themed menu items. More! More!

everything on the menu costs $9.11 ???

Build-a-Burger Menu

The Federal Reserve Burger with Fiat Fries:

Where's the beef? Lettuce, pickle, tomato, on a sesame seed bun, with french fries made out of thin air.

The New World Burger with Onion Rings:

Peel your own onion until you get to the good part while enjoying this delicious hamburger made of the best soy money can buy, imported from parts unknown, topped with dehydrated lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes, and that secret sauce only known to those in the know.

The Illuminati Wrap:

An enigma wrapped in a riddle shrouded in mystery.

The BPLT:

Delicious bacon deep fried in excess oil, topped on oil drenched seaweed and greasy tomatoes.

The Caesar's Salad Days:

All roads lead to Rome, and while you're being subjugated to the whims of the New World Order, enjoy the delectable nuance of crisp romaine lettuce smothered in our very own Caesar's salad dressing.

Mud Pie:

Enjoy our specially treated genetically modified mud, sweetened with aspartame and served chilled, just the way all peasants enjoy their mud.

Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux
Build-a-Burger Menu

The Federal Reserve Burger with Fiat Fries:

Where's the beef? Lettuce, pickle, tomato, on a sesame seed bun, with french fries made out of thin air.

The New World Burger with Onion Rings:

Peel your own onion until you get to the good part while enjoying this delicious hamburger made of the best soy money can buy, imported from parts unknown, topped with dehydrated lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes, and that secret sauce only known to those in the know.

The Illuminati Wrap:

An enigma wrapped in a riddle shrouded in mystery.

The BPLT:

Delicious bacon deep fried in excess oil, topped on oil drenched seaweed and greasy tomatoes.

The Caesar's Salad Days:

All roads lead to Rome, and while you're being subjugated to the whims of the New World Order, enjoy the delectable nuance of crisp romaine lettuce smothered in our very own Caesar's salad dressing.

Mud Pie:

Enjoy our specially treated genetically modified mud, sweetened with aspartame and served chilled, just the way all peasants enjoy their mud.

BPLT LOL!!!!!! This is good stuff. I like the $9.11 idea also.

I came up with one..


Ale 'n Abduction

A delicious burger made from beef cheeks and eye sockets, served with a pint of Bass and something else I can't remember..

MK-Ultra with side of Project Artichoke:
The Ultimate Meal 'K'ombo, always with a side of some Artichokes...

You should have varying meal prices:
Small $3.22
Medium $6.66
Large $9.11

Like the idea

On the menu you should also have portions of every description redacted, with different classifications at the top.

Also have something like the 2 trillion dollar burger on sale for $9.10. Then never give it to them, and when they ask questions burn the receipt and deny everything...

[edit on 10-6-2010 by time91]

How about the "Happy" meal?

Two all beef patties, special sauce, Lexapro, Effexor, Cymbalta, Zoloft, Paxil, Prozac, Wellbutrin, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun!!!

[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/341b6b951681.png[/atsimg]

HERE YA GO, ITS A START

BUILD-A-BURGER'S LOGO

Originally posted by IandEye
everything on the menu costs $9.11 ???

Only for the New York style items.


ETA: Thanks for the great thread OP. It really lifted my spirits in a time of need. It has me thinking about all types of crazy and cool things to do in a restaurant. I'm working on a late night menu for a bar right now and this sure pointed a new light on it.

[edit on 10-6-2010 by sporkmonster]

well for starters, instead of a value meal menu you can have the new deal menu.

you could also serve masonic meatballs ,everyone would be flavored with 33 spices and be a perfect repesentation of pi, the linguini would be pleaced in layers horizantally and vertically in a checkerboard pattern and 3 meat balls would sit side by side on top.

ooh and oysters rockefeller..wait..they already have that hrmm..

ooh and when you walked into the joint there would be dressing rooms to change into those heavens gate outfits and you would have differant sizes of the sneakers you could rent to the customers like bowling shoes.

also everyone would have to learn the differant handshakes associated with there food order none of that could be spoken....

come to think of it maybe you could incorperate some cones of silence from the old get smart episodes...

seriously tho
Great thread S+F

~meathead

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You serve a steak called The Porterhouse of The Elders of Zion.
You serve a dark beer called Black Hops.

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You could wash that burger down with a nice refreshing H.A.A.R.P Shake with Norway Spiral Sprinkles

.........offer closes Dec 2012 !!!

Don't forget the Free Energy Drink with any Tesla Burger purchase.

Can I get some secret service sauce with that?

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