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Originally posted by AwakeinNM
Originally posted by nine-eyed-eel
reply to post by AwakeinNM
You should make a green hillock cake called The Grassy Knoll.
The kid's meal comes with Kool-Aid.
Great ideas! I love the conspiracy-themed menu items. More! More!
Originally posted by Jean Paul Zodeaux
The Federal Reserve Burger with Fiat Fries:
Where's the beef? Lettuce, pickle, tomato, on a sesame seed bun, with french fries made out of thin air.
The New World Burger with Onion Rings:
Peel your own onion until you get to the good part while enjoying this delicious hamburger made of the best soy money can buy, imported from parts unknown, topped with dehydrated lettuce, pickles, and tomatoes, and that secret sauce only known to those in the know.
The Illuminati Wrap:
An enigma wrapped in a riddle shrouded in mystery.
Delicious bacon deep fried in excess oil, topped on oil drenched seaweed and greasy tomatoes.
The Caesar's Salad Days:
All roads lead to Rome, and while you're being subjugated to the whims of the New World Order, enjoy the delectable nuance of crisp romaine lettuce smothered in our very own Caesar's salad dressing.
Enjoy our specially treated genetically modified mud, sweetened with aspartame and served chilled, just the way all peasants enjoy their mud.
Originally posted by IandEye
everything on the menu costs $9.11 ???