The Jesus burial conspiracy

reply to post by dethduck


thats the funniest thing ive read all day
thanks

Originally posted by Kapyong
You completely IGNORED tha fact that the bible gives THREE DIFFERENT versions.

You IGNORED Nicodemus,
you IGNORED Acts.

The facts don't matter to you, right ?


Kap

geez, dude....
take it easy!
:shk:

the facts matter to me, in a way. in a way, they don't.
but obviously they don't matter to me as much as to you!

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back to the topic at hand:

the three different versions in the bible might very well be because each was written by a different person!

not mentioning Nicodemus isn't the same as saying Nico wasn't there.
Joseph of A. and Nico were two disciples who were from the other side of the tracks, as it were. They were public officials who had to hide their discipleship but who would be able to successfully obtain the body of a dead Jew after crucifixion - something very rare.

as far as the passage in Acts, i don't think it was Paul's intention to talk about the exact details of the events he's outlining. he just uses 'they' generally because his points are beyond facts and into spiritual principles.

Originally posted by 13th Zodiac
Uncle Joseph of A was supposedly Christ's Uncle ?
Supposedly ? which is it ? is he or isn't he ?

i said "supposedly" because that is what i meant.

no one can say, for sure, one way or the other.
but it has long been suspected and/or speculated that Joseph was the uncle of Mary, Jesus' mother.

Oh come on now you mean Christ left his father to die with out raising him ? That's not nice .

what does "nice" have to do with ANYTHING?
remember, Joseph was quite a bit older than Mary.

True there are referances to widows , but show me refrences to any of these being Mary .

Then saith he to the disciple, Behold thy mother! And from that hour that disciple took her unto his own home.
(John 19:27)

if her husband had still been living, there would have been no reason for another disciple to take her "unto his own home."

besides that, wouldn't Joseph have been there, if he possibly could have been? if he had been alive?

Originally posted by queenannie38
no one can say, for sure, one way or the other.

Oh, so no-one can say for sure?

Originally posted by queenannie38
remember, Joseph was quite a bit older than Mary.

What?
How can YOU tell for sure?



Kap

No one buried him.
Because he never died in the first place. He was taken to heaven, alive.

He prayed to God by prostrating with his head on the ground (hm ... who does that today...) to "take this cup from him, if it was His will" in the Garden of Gethsemene, and later in the NT we read that God "GRANTED him that wish".
So, he SAVED him.

When he returns, and I think he will, he will clarify all this.

Originally posted by skajkingdom
When he returns, and I think he will, he will clarify all this.

Well, it's too bad that this story you believe in has such horrible holes and confusion about it. I mean, something this important you would think people might want to get a few of the major details right. Kind of makes you (well, not you, maybe) wonder that if they can't get their facts straight on these things, maybe the rest of the stuff they write about isn't all that accurate, either.

Just sayin'.

Originally posted by skajkingdom
No one buried him.
Because he never died in the first place. He was taken to heaven, alive.

Who said?


Kap