Poker with the Devil...

Yep, yet another rather random thread...


Now, who wants to play ??
The stakes are high, VERY high....
The Devil is an ace poker player and very rarely loses, so you would have to be on top form, you would have to be AWESOME !!

You will only get one chance to play him, so if you lose there will be no rematch....

Okay, so this is the gamble......
Its for YEARS

Obviously this game will only appeal to members over a certain age, well unless the teens wanna become middle-aged
Cos if YOU win years are taken off you, you will become young again.......
But if you lose, the years are added on and you could become old n wrinkly

Sooooooo, who's gonna be tempted eh ??
Who wants to be a teen again ??

I DO !! I DO !!


Would I really take the gamble ?? Do I feel lucky ??
Actually I really don't know ??
I am very impulsive and lets face it, its the only way I'm ever goin to see 17 again !! So yeah, bring on Satan......
I'll be watching him deal though, bet he cheats

Just noticed this in the small print....
If say you are 37 and want to be 17, if you win the 20 yrs are taken off, but if you lose 30 yrs are added on....the Devil takes 50% as a cut....
Damn cheek of it...


[edit on 5-6-2010 by uk today]

I guess I can see it as a win win in a way, I mean i'm only 24 but I would love to go back a few years and do stuff different! and on the other hand, if the rest of my life is gonna be anything like the previous few then me aging 30 years would be a good thing no? means I have less crap to live through!


I'd gamble!!!!

reply to post by uk today


Ok Mr. Hot and Horny..lol
Let's play.

Nothing ventured nothing gained.
Take me back to when I was 4 years old..I have a date by a lake.

reply to post by valiant


Brave Valiant

Hope you're a good poker player !!

Mmmm, so at 24, if you wanted to be say 16 again, if you win your wish will be granted, but if you lose then 12 years would be added ( with the devils 50% cut ) so you will become 36.......

Plus you'd remain in the life you have now baby, but instead of that cutiepie 24 yr old face, you'd have a 36 year old face....and body

Sure you'd still gamble eh ??

reply to post by uk today



I would gamble for sure! I really see nothing I could lose, except my face aging, but it ain't so great anyway so yeah i'd gamble!!! like I say I reckon i'd win either way!

To be 16 again, i'd do it all different! *dreams*

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Yeah, you would look 16 but you would still be living the life you have now baby, but looking obviously younger....

Mmmm, now the switched on gamblers would realise that , as you only get chance to play the Devil ONCE in your lifetime, then it could be a smart move to maybe wait till you're say 60 ????
Then take the gamble....
If you won then, you could have the mind and experience of a 60 yr old but the looks and body of say a 20yr old

Wow, what a combo that would be eh ??

There's an old saying around poker circles...

If you don't know who the chump at the table is...

It's you!

reply to post by uk today



Yeah i'd take that! I would have loved the head I have now when I was 16, i'd kill for a time machine I tell you!!!

If I had lived 60 years, then won at poker and got the body of a 30yr old, jeez I just don't think i'd want it! maybe if I get to 60 I may think differently but right now the prospect of atleast another 30 years on top of what I have to live sounds too much .....I would enjoy it for a while though I suppose, go get them girlies with all my experience and charm haha but I could see me craving my frail 60yr old body and comfy chair within a month or two

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Hey baby, let's see eh ??
Mmmm, well when you reach 60, don't forget to resurrect this thread will ya ??
Bet you'll be posting " I was SOOOO wrong!! "

Never played Poker in my life and don't like card games....
So Na.... not interested.

If it were a game I was good at or some other bet, then maybe I suppose.

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No need to worry dude, when you're old n crinkly I'll teach ya how to play yeah ??


Bet you've got an awesome poker face...