Originally posted by Lady_Tuatha
Can those bringing the 'love' and 'peace' etc to the new world please swap for something more substantial like an ice tray for my solar powered
fridgefreezer that im bringing? or maybe even some straws or cocktail umbrellas?
we can make the peace and love when we get there and are sitting on a nice beach drinking icecold beer cocktails out of coconut shells.
oh yeah 'I call being president'
I'll be making beautiful cocktail umbrellas out of thin carved & spliced wood and woven palm leaves with my newly made sharp shark-tooth knife
- in my free time.
In fact! I'm looking for a partner regarding a small joint venture project on the beach - and I'll probably need to deep freeze a lot of fish as
(Hench the urgent need of your solar powered freezer thingy)
Here's my vision and plan:
Small beach fish restaurant/pub and trading outpost/shop on the beach.
Can later also grow larger with a few additional beach huts to a small tropical beach micro-resort hotel or B&B of some sort.
The restaurant will initially only be serving grilled fish, but the menu can very easily be expanded to include BBQ of wild game since I'll be
hunting wild stuff with my own made longbows of laminated bamboo and hemp strings.
(I will boil my own glue from animal hides and connective tissue so I can glue stuff together into useful products for trading in the beach shop)
Such other products & items could be a highly fashionable 'Prêt-à-porter & Haute couture' clothing line collection made of animal hides and woven
palm leaf clothing, such as beautiful Hula grass-skirts of palm fibers and leaves, posh straw sun hats and chic & trendy soft hide/palm fiber footwear
& sandals etc!
Oh yeah! I almost forgot about the accessories!
We will of course also have a matching beach jewelry collection of shell pendants, small shell necklaces, bracelets and other exclusive sharkteeth &
shell necklaces with pearls & beads of polished driftwood jewelry to go with the 'clothing line collection' etc etc.
(We'll use an oyster farm for the pearls - then we make a delicious fish soup with the oyster meat and fish to serve as a special on the menu)
Near the beach there will be vast fields of wild sugercane growing - so initially there will be a production of alcohol with a strong 16% wine made of
pressed sugercane juice and coconut milk to be served Ice cold with cocktail umbrellas in our new Irish beach Pub - which will have an Irish name of
your choice of course!
Later we hopefully swap enough products for parts to build a Distillery so the guests can enjoy hardcore sugercane & coconut liquor and umbrella
Then you get the popular vote to be President of the beach since everybody is drunk and love your booze so much!
So, what do you say my dear eurrio?
[edit on 29-5-2010 by Chevalerous]