posted on May, 21 2010 @ 11:20 PM
You see what truly happened was there was a secret tape recording of dialog discovered after the explosion. The following shocking developments where
discovered a man known only as Najif, no relation to the first name Naryif Al-Qhatayani had a secret plan. Nariyif was preparing the bomb and could
not make up his mind on which wire to insert into the device so silly he asked Najif which one to chose.
"Najif is it the Red wire, or green wire that goes to the timer?"
"Red is a pretty color flows pretty from infidels."
"Fine red then"
"No wait green is also nice make for pretty paintings."
"Ah make up your melons Najif, I have Shwarma burning on the stick."
"Shwarma, I love Shwarma and you never share. I believe it is red."
"You sure if I blow up you go with me."
"Its red you fool, red, I will call you a capitalist pig dog if you don't insert the red one."
"Fine then! I am no..." As soon as the wire was placed the timer quickly moved to ten seconds. And continued Moving" Najif I KILL YOU!" Najif ran
screaming like a woman as Nayrif gave brieflychase, dreaming of Shwarma, and bravely escaping with dreams of Spited spinning mea Najif made it. Nayrif
had no chance against such desarted determanation to steal this meal. As soon as he tried to leave his room, the timer reached zero, boom, no more
Shwarma for Naryif, much more Shwarma for Najif, that is until he was arrested with this tape in hand, and the brief smell of Tahni still on his
breath. After asking for the recipe and receiving no response, the police had no choice but to torture him for further information. Not knowing the
only man who knew the secrets was allready gone, due to the ultimate Shwarma treachery.
Forgive my indulgence but I just could not help my self. (Shwarma is like a Gyrro for those that do not know)
[edit on 21-5-2010 by Golithion]