posted on May, 22 2010 @ 09:43 AM
The way I see it is that rather than there being one repeating theme amongst the horde of deluded chumps out there, I think there are various reasons
why someone would want to portray themselves as being an alien in human flesh.
First: Attention seeking. These people deliberately make improbable claims, refuse to back them up, and then quiver in quasi sexual delight as
threads , newscasts, documentaries and long suffering UFO and paranormal investigators try to figure out what the hell is going on. These types
wouldnt be so bad if any of them had a clue about science and space to make thier claims ring kind of true, but ultimately these folks know nothing
apart from the hollow sound of thier atrophied brains , trying to smash thier way out of thier owners heads .
Second: Money money money money, money! Oh come on now, you cant be telling me you have never seen a banner or a link that went a little something
like this " Aliens are real , and after some deep research and an abduction , I have figured out that I am a Child of the Stars! I am here to share
my knowlege with you all! **Please send a stamped adressed envelope to FreakyWayToMakeCash Ltd, containing at least one months salary and the truth of
the universe will come to you ...There is a £5 postage fee**". Ok , so at least these people are fulfilling the best traditions of capitalism ,
making money from other peoples idiocy, but they arent godamn aliens ok ? They are actors and frauds and douches of every stripe but not aliens.
Third: Total disassociation from real life, abandoment of the self , psychotic break? Ok this heading is very broad. Basicaly I refer in this section
to those whos beliefs about thier alien nature stem from the fact that they have, lost thier sanity somewhere along the road, and have replaced
reality with one which explains that disconnect... EG :
"I dont feel like I know what everyone means when they speak... I dont understand what everyone feels , Im numb to them.... Perhaps... perhaps Im not
one of them... perhaps Im something else...*Watches some sci fi madness* OMG IM LIKE TOTALY AN ALIEN DUDE ! EVERYTHING MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE ! Im
TOTALY calling my therapist RIGHT NOW to tell her its all ok, cos Im gonna go home to WTFulon 6 in the galaxy known as Nutbaria".
Now , these people I have every sympathy for, mental health issues can be crippling, and really are more problematic than physical ailments in some
cases , I cant hold any animosity toward this segment of the EBAB (Earth Bound Alien Brigade).
In general terms however , I believe there are more dangerous elements in the EBAB to worry about.
Fourth: Government btards with hidden agendas. They get everywhere folks. They are hiding in your local garage to make sure the catalytic converters
are all good and expensive, in the stock market to make damn sure we are all to scared to fight for freedom, and I believe there are plenty out there
whos sole responsibilities as agents , are as follows. In any way they can, to disrupt and throw into disrepute the movement for disclosure , and to
paint all who champion its cause, in a negative light. To contain evidence of extra terrestrial life, and ensure that all incident scenes retain as
little physical residue as possible, thereby creating a lack of certainty regarding the subject as a whole. To engage in disinformation where ever and
when ever possible , to flood the information networks with absolute tripe , in order that seekers of truth always have to wade through crap, rather
than being able to swim in the calm blue ocean of crystal clear evidence.
I would say that these are NOT the most sickening of the bunch . Unlike the fraudsters, these guys get trained and have to be psychologicaly
conditioned to do this work effectively . At least they probably wouldnt do it for themselves, unlike the charlatans already discussed in the second
segment of this post.
All in all there are quite a few motivations amongst the fakers and the deluded. They are not just a bunch of kooks, there are calculating sneaky
buggers in that number friends, be under no illusion about it.