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For I am David (Of Goliath) & Introducing the Anti-Christ.

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posted on May, 24 2010 @ 09:14 PM

Originally posted by Sean48

Originally posted by Karma_Chameleon

To tell you the truth, I tried to read the Op. I got through half of it, and I just lost interest.

You are my hero, you got half way throught it.

I got about 6 lines in , and started yawning.

I was so hopeful that ASTAR was going to be some miracle worker all knowing being that I wanted to prove it that I read 2/3 of it

I ended up learning that ASTAR knows less than me...

Right... David wrote Psalms, then vowed to never read AGAIN texts that didn't even exist yet

posted on May, 24 2010 @ 09:37 PM
But god told me I'M David!

just kidding, Dont listen to this fool.

Im the real anti-christ

posted on May, 24 2010 @ 10:11 PM
Dude, the Gerasenes demon once told me on MSN — after a lengthy discussion on man's nature — that the world as I knew it was going to come to an end at midnight. I asked S/he/it whether midnight meant Central, Mountain, Pacific or Eastern.

Good ol' Gerasenes disappeared forever after that.

posted on May, 24 2010 @ 10:24 PM
Dividing by zero confuses my calculator so it might be the ultimate weapon to destroy the anti-christ.

posted on May, 24 2010 @ 10:28 PM
reply to post by VonDoomen

Whoa, whoa, whoa...
There's only enough room for ONE Anti-Christ in this forum and that's me!!

Let's battle.

posted on May, 24 2010 @ 11:20 PM
I rescind all my statements it was all a hoax.

[edit on 25-5-2010 by AsTaR]

posted on May, 24 2010 @ 11:39 PM
I developed a rather serious nose bleed while trying to read this.

It played out worse than radio mystery theater, the only thing missing was the catchy music and multiple voices reading off a cheesy script.
I’m gonna go drink heavily now because I have no choice if I want to get my IQ back.

posted on May, 26 2010 @ 08:23 AM
reply to post by bvproductions

fine you can be the anti-christ...

but i get to be keanuo reeves

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