posted on May, 18 2010 @ 09:02 PM
It has just been reported, by an unamed source close to the "Dancing with the stars" crew, that they are aware of a new weapon being developed by
Iran to create a superhuman contestant, capable of an out of this world rhumba, and with the ability to foxtrot beyond the ability of anyone on this
The US has responded with sanctions on any Iranian dance studios throughout the world, this is considered by the Iranian government to be much too
severe, and they have threatened a backlash.
All "Fred Astaire" dance studio's have been placed on high alert....