posted on May, 24 2010 @ 05:12 PM
Here at ATS some members are even concerned about the wellbeing of their pets, just like me.
Because we're on vacation in a caravan, my dog needed some extra protection. The sunroof lets way too much radiation through.
So I searched the web and came up with a blueprint for a ATS (=Abovolus Transmissionalus Secretiatus), that's the horned antenna on top. It filters
out all radiation and enables my dog to exchange secret messages with greyhounds from Zeta Rectulli. So secret she won't even tell me about them in
exchange for a raw steak.
When we go for a walk she always get's her ATS (=Allweather Tesla Sheet) which is 100% radiation proof and when she runs with it, she generates so
much static electricity at a certain frequency that she starts to bounce of the electromagnetic waves caused by cell phones.
The only trouble is that she gets a wet belly when she pees.
Oh right, yeah, I all forgot about that handsome guy...
Hey ladies, wanna dance?