I finally got a ROUND TUIT!

It finally came in!

That magical charm that allows me to get done everything that I was putting off until tomorrow.

round tuit: A circular object giving its owner the ability to get done everything that would have otherwise been put off to a later date.

Wicktionary

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Since I've been putting off writing my intro 'till I got a round tuit, I guess I don't have an excuse for putting it off anymore.

I've been around for about 6 months, written 248 threads, achieved Gold contributor status and best of all; I've somehow managed to not get myself banned with all of the bull I've spread around here.

Now I can also get around to writing all of those brilliant threads I've been putting off for so long.


Hold on a second, I knocked my Tuit off the desk and it rolled under the couch...






Uh, oh, the darn cat got a hold of it and ran off.

Dang it!



Oh, well at least it allowed me to get around to writing this intro thread.

Maybe I'll get around to all that other stuff tomorrow...



[edit on 5/13/10 by FortAnthem]

Welcome to ATS FortAnthem!

I had to smile at your thread title

A long time ago my boyfriend came to me and handed me a round white tupperware lid and he had written "2 it" on it with a Sharpie. That was my "round to it". It is still on my fridge. So I also have a round to it.

Again, welcome to ATS and have fun!

[edit on 13-5-2010 by berkeleygal]

Wow I'm admittedly jealous. Gold status in 6 months.

Visited your Profile and a random thread to kinda see what you are all about and how one can amass such status so quickly.

Supreme court nominee a he or a she?

("Just plain mean, but had to post it.") Impressive!!!!!!!!!!

Regards, your new pal, Ben Dover.

[edit on 13-5-2010 by kinda kurious]

A round tuit? You have got to get off the junk food. Too many of those
double cheeseburgers with triple fries will get you one of those
round tuits everytime. Just kidding. Welcome to the vast world of ATS.

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Fort buddy...





We may not see eye-2-I at times, but I enjoy your take on the world and always look forward to your posts...but only so I can rip them apart.

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I thought you were gonna say you got prescribed:

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Best,
SN

Originally posted by kinda kurious
Wow I'm admittedly jealous. Gold status in 6 months.

Visited your Profile and a random thread to kinda see what you are all about and how one can amass such status so quickly.

Supreme court nominee a he or a she?

("Just plain mean, but had to post it.") Impressive!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, if you throw enough crap against a wall, some is bound to stick.



BTW, you missed this gem that I'm really proud of:

How to spot undocumented Canadians


[edit on 5/13/10 by FortAnthem]

Originally posted by FortAnthem
Hey, if you throw enough crap against a wall, some is bound to stick.

I hear ya. I got my share of doozies.

But hey, they can't all be beauty queens.

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Lol... Supreme Court Nominee a he or a sheedevil.

rotflmao.

Could they PLEASE PICK A WOMAN THAT CAN AT LEAST look half xxx decent, instead of some chick you're likely to totally avoid at a dike bar or have an affair with and tell your wife she's just a friend and she always believes you!

Gawd, what's become of our country. If she was hot, the accusations would be flying around the MSM that b/o had a thing going on like tiger woods!

Please somebody put photos on the scotus pick lists so the ptb can at least get something in place that's appealing! (OMG I'm gonna get killed for this...)

Lol!!! --- I'm a newbie so I guess I should say 'Welcome Back' to ats right?

[edit on 14-5-2010 by tectonic - edit posting doesn't work too good? hmmm.]

[edit on 14-5-2010 by tectonic]

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I have to totally agree with you. Where do they scrape up these people?
Is this what omama thinks we need in this country? And to think that this
he/she or it is actually going to make major decisions in the supreme court
for all of America. Unbelievable.

hmmmm..... how did we get off on this? I would say this is sorta off topic.



[edit on 14-5-2010 by endtimer]

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You guys do know that the reason I started that other thread is so that you could post your comments there.

It's funny, it still has 0 responces on it but you guys have to discuss it on my intro thread.



[edit on 5/14/10 by FortAnthem]

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Perhaps because I inadvertently misdirected your thread. Oooops sorry. (Or was it accidental?)

But it is better to expose blatant sexism and misogynistic chauvinism in ATS rather than BTS.

Here is what I really think:

Sharp intellect matters; sharp dress does not

Get schooled Homer

:shk:

I'm disappointed that Sauron hasn't stopped by to post all of those useful threads explaining how to get around here on ATS.


How am I supposed to learn the ropes around here?





I feel so lost.

I just thought I would return the favor and welcome you

Welcome to ATS
Hope you enjoy your time here

IF THERE WERE NO SECRETS IN THE WORLD LIFE WOULD BE boring.