....You're gonna need a bigger boat!"

Jaws

"Because if you were, we'd be having this conversation in your office."

COW!

"Bill, something is afoot at the Circle K..."



(Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure)

"Badges? Badges!?! We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

Blazing Saddles

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"FLY FATASS FLY!!!!!!!!"


-mallrats

"I am the beginning... the end. The one who is many. I am the Borg."

Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, (freaking) azz off! He's a tight-azz! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!

(The Devil's Advocate)

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"Let me let you in on a little inside info. God hates it when it's referred to as 'mythology'."

(Dogma)


TheAssoc.