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Luke Skywalker

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posted on May, 12 2010 @ 06:20 PM
So, Luke Skywalker is sitting in a Chinese restaurant having a meal. He is holding a pair of chopsticks and has sweet and sour sauce all over his clothes, rice on his lap and noodles in his hair.

Obi Wan walks in, takes one look at Luke, and says...

"Use the forks Luke"

[edit on 12-5-2010 by Muckster]

posted on May, 14 2010 @ 12:27 PM

Sexual innuendo in the Star Wars Movies:

'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'

'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'

'Look at the size of that thing!'

'Sorry about the mess...'

'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'

'Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?'

'You've got something jammed in here real good.'

'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'

'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'

'Get in there, you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

'She's fast enough for you, old man.'


'I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?'

'That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while.'

'Hurry up, golden-rod..'

'I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.'

'There's an awful lot of moisture in here.'

'Possible, he came through the south entrance.'

'But now we must eat, Come...good food, come...'

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'

'And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.'

'Control, control, you must learn control!'


'There is good in him, I've felt it.'

'Hey Luke, thanks for coming after me, now I owe you one.'

'You're a jittery little thing aren't you?'

'In time you will call me master.'

'A little higher, just a little higher.'

'I never knew I had it in me.'

'Grab it, almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy...'

'Hey, point that thing someplace else!'

'What could possibly have come over Master Luke?'

'Back door, huh? Good idea!'

posted on May, 17 2010 @ 07:44 PM
reply to post by Gazrok


Love it... i am such a star wars geek... every line i read i could picture the scene... er... the real scene that is

posted on May, 19 2010 @ 03:15 PM
I was having more fun picturing the "alternate" scenes...

Strangely, a lot of those images involved the slave Leia outfit...

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