CAPTION COMPETITION: New PM / The Queen

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posted on May, 11 2010 @ 04:59 PM
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queen: Are you here to unclog the toilet
Cameron: no i don't like to remove floaters and lingerers
Queen: well you got rid of brown.




posted on May, 11 2010 @ 04:59 PM
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alright last one for me

"Pardon me your heiness, but I do not for the life of me understand pikey."



posted on May, 11 2010 @ 05:26 PM
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in person you look even more like a cabbage patch kid



posted on May, 11 2010 @ 05:27 PM
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sphincter says what

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posted on May, 11 2010 @ 05:27 PM
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owned

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posted on May, 11 2010 @ 05:28 PM
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wtf ?????

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posted on May, 11 2010 @ 05:31 PM
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Here's that stash I've been holding for you.



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 10:04 AM
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"What was your name?"

or

"Have we checked your bloodline?"



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 10:12 AM
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oh dear you've got a neck wound

no mam its my tie.



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 12:58 PM
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"Prince William is the Anti-Christ, and you shall serve Him"



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 01:00 PM
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"You did want a Henry didn't you?"



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 01:33 PM
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"To commemorate this occasion, I would like to give to you a very small gift,
...50 slightly used DVD's from America"



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 01:34 PM
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(high pitched queen voice): "Ohhhhh, yes, I'm the queen. Are you the new scapegoat? Ohhhhh, I'm sorry you weren't supposed to know that....(mumbles incoherently....)"



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 01:48 PM
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Originally posted by ponyboyats
let the new world order continue MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

or

i wonder if she's going to outlive me or the other way around? when will the old hag die already?

haha

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lol, you read my mind, owe queen you have not aged a day since my grandpa was alive and i bet that my grandchildren will have the same opportunity


[edit on 12-5-2010 by allprowolfy]



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 02:22 PM
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Originally posted by pause4thought
The New Prime Ministers meets The Queen:






Queen : My husband Prince Philip informs me that you have two working eyes ....

Prime Minister David Cameron: Yes your majesty

Queen : Marvellous .... just marvellous !

===============================================













[edit on 12-5-2010 by UmbraSumus]



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 02:28 PM
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New Prime Minister to Queen, "I touch myself with this hand!"

At least we know Brown cleans his fingers with his mouth after picking his nose, I suppose the Queen can reflect on those hand shakes with deep introspection.

[edit on 12-5-2010 by YouAreDreaming]



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 02:52 PM
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"Oh Hello! Where am I dearies?"

"Right then, do you validate?"

"So it's decided? Fifty on the Lakers?"

"Who are you again?"
"David Cameron your majesty."

What you don't see was this handshake took fifteen minutes.

"Who what up Queenie E!?"

I hope none of those were taken.



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 03:15 PM
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Queen - Ahh, back to the days of the Reich, Phillip will be pleased.

Cameron - Yes and we're reintroducing Clause 28!

Queen - But Edward...



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 03:29 PM
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Originally posted by pause4thought




Would you like to buy an iPod? Hardly used, cheap, too! I just... can't figure out how to work it?!



posted on May, 12 2010 @ 03:48 PM
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Cameron (in rough/dirty-voice) - Right then darlin' fancy going t'do some doggin'? I know a nice car park in Bracknell, Phil can come along.

Queenie (blushing) - well it's been a while, I'd bring the Corgi's but Edward's walking them on Hampstead tonight.

[edit on 12/5/1010 by jokei]

You can see where I'm going with this bunch of reptilian-deviates.

[edit on 12/5/1010 by jokei]





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