queen: Are you here to unclog the toilet
Cameron: no i don't like to remove floaters and lingerers
Queen: well you got rid of brown.

alright last one for me

"Pardon me your heiness, but I do not for the life of me understand pikey."

in person you look even more like a cabbage patch kid

sphincter says what

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owned

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wtf ?????

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Here's that stash I've been holding for you.

"What was your name?"

or

"Have we checked your bloodline?"

oh dear you've got a neck wound

no mam its my tie.

"Prince William is the Anti-Christ, and you shall serve Him"

"You did want a Henry didn't you?"

"To commemorate this occasion, I would like to give to you a very small gift,
...50 slightly used DVD's from America"

(high pitched queen voice): "Ohhhhh, yes, I'm the queen. Are you the new scapegoat? Ohhhhh, I'm sorry you weren't supposed to know that....(mumbles incoherently....)"

Originally posted by ponyboyats
let the new world order continue MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

or

i wonder if she's going to outlive me or the other way around? when will the old hag die already?

haha

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lol, you read my mind, owe queen you have not aged a day since my grandpa was alive and i bet that my grandchildren will have the same opportunity

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Originally posted by pause4thought
The New Prime Ministers meets The Queen:

Queen : My husband Prince Philip informs me that you have two working eyes ....

Prime Minister David Cameron: Yes your majesty

Queen : Marvellous .... just marvellous !

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"Oh Hello! Where am I dearies?"

"Right then, do you validate?"

"So it's decided? Fifty on the Lakers?"

"Who are you again?"
"David Cameron your majesty."

What you don't see was this handshake took fifteen minutes.

"Who what up Queenie E!?"

I hope none of those were taken.

Queen - Ahh, back to the days of the Reich, Phillip will be pleased.

Cameron - Yes and we're reintroducing Clause 28!

Queen - But Edward...

Originally posted by pause4thought

Would you like to buy an iPod? Hardly used, cheap, too! I just... can't figure out how to work it?!

Cameron (in rough/dirty-voice) - Right then darlin' fancy going t'do some doggin'? I know a nice car park in Bracknell, Phil can come along.

Queenie (blushing) - well it's been a while, I'd bring the Corgi's but Edward's walking them on Hampstead tonight.

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You can see where I'm going with this bunch of reptilian-deviates.

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