posted on May, 11 2010 @ 03:40 AM
So about a third of me is writing this because I find it funny, a third of me because I want a job off-planet, and a third of me because I'm a bit
nuts. No, I don't actually expect to pick a job off of this but I do honestly think that if aliens do exist and are here, they would definitely be
monitoring the web, check out this website, and read this forum. And who knows, they might have some kind of law forbidding contact with regular
humans unless they contact them first, you know something like that. I would consider a job offer if it was legitimate.
Anyway, I just graduated from college. I have a psychology major, math minor, computer science minor, I wrote an independent study / thesis on a
quantum theory of mind that was read and contributed to by Dr. Fred Alan Wolff (Dr. Quantum), using books by Dr. Fred Alan Wolf (Parallel Universes,
The Yoga of Time Travel, The Eagle's Quest), Dr. Douglas Hofstader (Godel, Escher Bach), Anothony Demello (The Quest for Maleness) and Dr. Rick
Strassman ('___': The Spirit Molecule). In the winter term, I also designed a website with a comprehensive overview of the different alien races,
their homeworlds and alliegences.
Since I am between jobs right now, having graduated college and all, and the job market looks kind of spotty I decided I might as well throw my hat in
the ring for some off-world jobs, especially since I seem at least somewhat qualified. Extra-terrestrials, please contact me by private message and we
can work something out. Willing to work with Reptillians, Grays (as long as they aren't assholes) but would probably prefer humanoid. Can arrange for
pick-up, preferred communication method after initial contact: some kind of telepathy to ensure legitimacy, can arrange that by private message.
[edit on 11-5-2010 by darkbake]