Originally posted by m0r1arty
So we have a missing set of keys, a missing measuring tape, a missing water bottle top and a temporarily missing remote control (with a report of
missing cigarettes also - unverified though, please provide citation).
Ok, now we are cooking.
Lets add to this list a possible "guitar pick eating monster" that may (or may not) live on the floor.
Ok...this is starting to make a lot of sense and I do NOT believe in coincidences!
Lets cut this mother apart and look at its vile ticking parts.
1- Keys, bottle cap, tape measure, guitar picks galore all missing AND rumors about the Grey's being involved.
2- Keys are used to start things...caps are made to cap things...tape measures (or measuring tapes, as some cultures are known to call them) are used
to measure things and pretend you are Spider-Man shooting webs from your wrists...guitar picks are used for something that is related to guitars
(still researching this).
3) All these items are lost. One of the biggest TV shows out right now is "LOST"
Ok, with all that worked out, the next step is to follow logic.
Aliens need our car keys and our tape measures...they must be bribing the guitar pick monster to grab these items for them (since he is a known item
snatcher who lurks unseen on most floors), and the media is reluctant to cover this over fear of mass panic, but the creators of LOST are trying to
relay the story to us in a covert style.
The thing that keeps me guessing is this-
Why the bottle caps?
I hope this thread NEVER DIES until we have finally figured this out. It is stuff like THIS that ATS was made for and I for one will KEEP GIVNG FREE
STARS to anyone brave enough to post on this subject here.
WE ARE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS ALICE!
To the "haters" trying to debunk what is already "proven here", you are notconvincing ANYONE. Stop trying to derail this thread...
The facts are present...and I want my damn tape measure back at any cost.
PS- I just realized that I forgot to add the "missing remote" to the math. Its back to step one.
[edit on 11-5-2010 by Mr Mask]