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Originally posted by Archirvion
Is people becoming less intelligent?
Originally posted by Mr Mask
It is hard to see what I made bold in this quote above.
But if you look closer, it was a coded message.
UFOs are viewing some of us
LOOK AT THAT!!!
Originally posted by Raustin
reply to post by Archirvion
thats unpossible.
And um, where do you keep Olga?
Originally posted by SLAYER69
I'm starting to think the OPs keys never existed.
Originally posted by Mr Mask
WHAT WILL PHAGE SAY ABOUT THIS
Notice he hasn't shown up yet?
Doesn't that tell you something?
WAKE UP
Step 1
Relax. This might seem impossible, but the more desperately you want to find your keys, the less likely you are to locate them. This is because of a combination of Murphy's Law and of most people's inability to function when they're not calm. So meditate, say a prayer, do a soothing yoga pose--whatever it takes to take off the edge.
2.
Step 2
Convince yourself that you'll find the keys. Even if it feels like you're lying, vow that these keys will be found. Decide there's no alternative. Be confident, and soon those keys will be yours.
Step 3
Close your eyes and envision yourself the last time you had the keys. Try to remember the weather, what you were wearing, what else you were carrying and what was going on when you entered the door. Imagine yourself walking in the house, greeting your family or roommate--setting down your things. Return to the places where you lingered as you walked in and check there for the keys.
Step 4
Systematically go through the house beginning with the room it's most likely to be in and ending with the least. Don't just look on table surfaces and chairs. Look on the floor, in drawers, on chairs and under furniture. Often lost keys have fallen on the floor--or if you have small children, they might have made the keys part of a game.
Step 5
Sit down and have a cup of tea if you still can't find the keys. You probably are panicking and need to take a break. Calm down, remind yourself that this too shall pass, and repeat the process again.
Step 6
Clean your house if you still can't find the keys. As you sort through piles of papers, laundry and clutter, the keys will appear.