Originally posted by tigpoppa
Lets post what we have lying around the house we could use for weapons to defend ourselves from the invading menace.
I've been waiting for them since the 60's.
When they get here, it will go down like this.
First: Activate the anti-gravity device, in order to intercept their arrival.
Second: Flank their craft, and disable the propulsion systems.
Third: Penetrate their security, and finish them off at close range.
Fourth: Have lunch with the Queen.