Arm yourselves for the alien invasion, page 2
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reply posted on 6-5-2010 @ 09:28 AM by jackflap
reply to post by pieman



You fear weapons insertion yet you own that thing?


Oh yes, not only that but I have been working around the clock to formulate a plan for when they do arrive. I am currently modifying scores of jack in the boxes with automobile springs on which I am affixing the good old fashioned boxing glove! These will be my wrapped 'gifts' for the aliens when they do land. They'll turn the crank and POW, right in the kisser!

After this they will more than likely be angry and try to storm the planet. Here is where I will unleash my next barrage against them. Mice from hell! Take this you alien invaders.



Once they are licking their wounds and trying to find out what happened, I'll unleash my next treat for them. I acquired a dog kennel full of promising soldiers for my liberation army that I am building. I have been training them diligently to ward off these aliens and I believe they are all just about ready! So after they have been dealt the boxing glove knockout and mice from hell, they'll have to deal with these bad boys!




reply posted on 7-5-2010 @ 06:52 AM by tigpoppa
reply to post by wanderingwaldo



I couldnt have said it better myself.

For years they have been trying to communicate with us. Through communication they can learn how to tell us what they want as our Glactic Slave Masters. Steven HawkKing knows best, absudctions are just a way to probe the human body to see what the strengths and weaknesses are of our fragile body. Afterall they did travel over a bajillion miles to get their perfect slaves and dont want us breaking down. I believe they are already here and sign treaties with political officials becuase they are dumb and it keeps them out of the aliens hair until the final solution is ready to be implemented where they round us all up like wild stallions on the great plains.
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