The Pink Slip

The Pink Slip

Mr. Lyre,

We the people hired you in 2008 to perform a
very important job. You appeared
to do well in countless job interviews and TV
appearances in relation to that job. You made
many promises which we thought were good for the people.
You gave us hope for real change. A change that would
benefit ALL citizens.

However, your yearly job evaluation has been
dreadfully disappointing. You have on many
occasions failed to do your assigned tasks
in regards to what you projected yourself
to be. You have deliberately undermined
the trust and security of we the people.

You have deliberately misrepresented your true
intentions and in so doing, you have created
more chaos than cooperation for the greater
good. You have allowed criminal elements within
our accounting and stocks division to
continue to operate outside the scope of our
mission statement. You have forced us to
purchase products we did not order or want
and then reprimand us with fines, penalties
and enslavement when we disobey illegal protocols.

You have repeatedly attacked honest fellow
patriotic co-workers. You no longer listen to reason
of your fellow co-workers in team meetings.
You blatantly spew falsehoods whenever it is convenient
for your own personal agenda.

You have avoided enforcing our policies
towards an invasion force of 12+ Million,
thereby endangering countless citizens.
On top of that you have proposed funding
cuts to security for our southern subsidiaries
who face total extinction on a daily basis.
Therefore, you sir are a part of the problem.

We the people do hereby have no other choice
but to disregard your stance before any further
damage can be administered. This is to go into effect
immediately. Your very poor job performance
is to blame for this immediate action.

We the people do hereby wish you the best of
wishes in all your future endeavors elsewhere.

Sincerely

We the People

(signed by all names listed below)

boondock-saint

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Don't you wish it was that easy? S&F and funny as hell. True and to the point.

Originally posted by axiomuser
Don't you wish it was that easy?

yep, I wish it was ...
maybe Kucinich or Paul
will step forward with a
like minded gesture soon.


[edit on 5-5-2010 by boondock-saint]

reply to post by boondock-saint


In terms of the possibilities that came to mind in October, 2008; I am VERY happy w/ our state of affairs. Everyone should do a search on ATS from the month of October, 2008 and compare the predictions to how things have turned out. Obviously, as we all know, POTUS is not a king, but seriously, could we have REALLY hoped for better??

Best,
SN

Originally posted by boondock-saint

Originally posted by axiomuser
Don't you wish it was that easy?

yep, I wish it was ...
maybe Kucinich or Paul
will step forward with a
like minded gesture soon.


[edit on 5-5-2010 by boondock-saint]

It IS that easy. It's called an election. They have consequences. It's amazing that Republicans are still suffering from sour grapes. Obama has performed as expected based on his campaign, much much much moreso than this guy:



Best,
SN

[edit on 5/5/2010 by skunknuts]