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J.Lo weds Anthony: report

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posted on Jun, 6 2004 @ 07:33 AM
I'm not stating an opinion on this, because i would start ranting and no-one
want's that!!
*ah ah ah.....god help him...choo*

posted on Jun, 7 2004 @ 09:07 PM
Gee, at least this time she found someone who has a similar history of flings with celebreties... I wonder what the Vegas odds are on this one...??? Something tells me, a snowball has better odds in hell, hehe.....

posted on Jun, 7 2004 @ 09:13 PM
I think we need a "jlo" pool. I give the marriage 9 months/until March 15th. That will clear her through Valentines day.

posted on Jun, 8 2004 @ 04:59 AM
Place your bets

I'll be rich this time next year!


posted on Jun, 8 2004 @ 05:03 AM
Oh for the love of christ!

I am F*cken sick and tired of hearing about J.Lo.

I Wish thaty biatch was abducted by aliens and taken to another planet!!

She gives all puerto rican women a bad name with her bullshyte!

posted on Jun, 8 2004 @ 08:04 AM

Originally posted by Ocelot
I Wish thaty biatch was abducted by aliens and taken to another planet!!

Ocelot, she's been banished from every habitable planet except Earth.
Oh, and 'Lost Wages' (Vegas) too!


[edit on 8-6-2004 by sanctum]


posted on Jun, 8 2004 @ 01:52 PM
Is she just trying to collect as many diamonds as possible.

posted on Jun, 8 2004 @ 02:52 PM
Anthony won't confirm J. Lo marriage

I think i just lost $500. D'oh!!!
"Lopez's representative didn't immediately return a call Monday, but told The Associated Press on Sunday that he had no comment."(sic)


posted on Jun, 8 2004 @ 10:59 PM
So she should name her kid Financial Burden the 4th, since he's already got two sons and a daughter from a previous marriage!!

"Love Don't Cost a Thing"....apparently, neither does she

posted on Jun, 9 2004 @ 06:47 AM
Top Ten Things Overheard At Jennifer Lopez's Wedding

10. Do you, Jennifer Lopez, take...I'm sorry, which one are you again?

9. We're gathered here today because Jennifer Lopez is apparently trying to break some sort of record

8. Her ass looked like the ass of a princess

7. You may now divorce the bride

6. Even the minister is rolling his eyes

5. I always cry at Jennifer Lopez's weddings

4. Wow, season one of 'Sanford and Son' on DVD! What a thoughtful gift, Dave!

3. This was fun - - see you at her next one

2. Hey, small world - - I'm a divorce lawyer, too

1. Honey, why does the cake read 'Ben'?

(copyright, Dave Letterman)


posted on Jun, 13 2004 @ 08:36 PM
HAHAHAHA!! Those are great... I'm betting a year/less on this one. Maybe she's starting some kind of alphabetical thing... Affleck... Anthony... there's gonna be some kind of pattern for those poor suckers.

posted on Jul, 7 2004 @ 07:12 AM
This just proves where J. Ho' priorities lie.

*Hmmmm... marriage or publicity?*

Meanwhile, Lopez has axed the duet she recorded with her latest husband Marc Anthony for her new movie Shall We Dance - because movie bosses don't want their marriage to overshadow the film.

I love the headline too

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