Please Tell Me Why

I noticed this as a trending topic on Twitter, and I thought it might be fun to answer as many of these questions as possible.

Then I thought it would be fun to do it here, too.
So, ask me anything beginning with "Please tell me why," and I will tell you why.

Please tell my why I cannot get a tan?

Originally posted by valiant


Please tell my why I cannot get a tan?

Because your corner is dark

Originally posted by The Utopian Penguin

Originally posted by valiant


Please tell my why I cannot get a tan?

Because your corner is dark

damn...I knew it had to be simple!

reply to post by DaisyAnne


Please tell me why...do we build castles in the sky?

Originally posted by valiant


Please tell my why I cannot get a tan?

This is why: you are not rubbing olive oil on your skin before stepping outside.

Originally posted by LiveForever8
reply to post by DaisyAnne

 

Please tell me why...do we build castles in the sky?

Ha!

This is why: The view is better up there.

Originally posted by DaisyAnne

Originally posted by valiant


Please tell my why I cannot get a tan?

This is why: you are not rubbing olive oil on your skin before stepping outside.

Sorry I don't want to cook myself! though crispy skin does sound kinda nice....

reply to post by valiant


Tastes like chicken?
Sorry, couldn't resist

reply to post by DaisyAnne



I was thinking pork! chicken would be a compliment

No, but in all seriousness, when we were young 'uns, we used olive oil.
Um, not the best idea in the west Texas sun.

reply to post by DaisyAnne


So it works?

I am super white, only ever go a little red and then back white. English and irish genes are a curse in there own way believe me!

reply to post by valiant


It did work!
But it also can give a nasty burn - so if you are prone to burning or redness, then don't do it!

Please tell me why...hot dog buns come in packs of 8, while hot dogs come in packs of 10?

To make it work out right, I've got to buy 5 packs of buns and 4 packs of hot dogs! (If I don't want to have extra of something....)

It's a conspiracy!!!

Sorry...

reply to post by DaisyAnne


Please tell me how you know about the west Texas sun

reply to post by Gazrok


This is why: It's a conspiracy by the the big bun corporations to force you to buy extra packs!

reply to post by elevatedone


Oh man!
I walked right into that one.

reply to post by No King but Jesus


This is why: because I lived under it. You know, when you get a third degree burn from your car seat.