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Please Tell Me Why

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posted on May, 2 2010 @ 03:47 PM
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I noticed this as a trending topic on Twitter, and I thought it might be fun to answer as many of these questions as possible.

Then I thought it would be fun to do it here, too.
So, ask me anything beginning with "Please tell me why," and I will tell you why.




posted on May, 2 2010 @ 04:07 PM
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Please tell my why I cannot get a tan?



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 04:12 PM
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Originally posted by valiant


Please tell my why I cannot get a tan?


Because your corner is dark



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 04:14 PM
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Originally posted by The Utopian Penguin

Originally posted by valiant


Please tell my why I cannot get a tan?


Because your corner is dark


damn...I knew it had to be simple!



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 04:18 PM
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reply to post by DaisyAnne
 


Please tell me why...do we build castles in the sky?



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 04:33 PM
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Originally posted by valiant


Please tell my why I cannot get a tan?


This is why: you are not rubbing olive oil on your skin before stepping outside.



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 04:35 PM
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Originally posted by LiveForever8
reply to post by DaisyAnne
 


Please tell me why...do we build castles in the sky?


Ha!

This is why: The view is better up there.



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 04:50 PM
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Originally posted by DaisyAnne

Originally posted by valiant


Please tell my why I cannot get a tan?


This is why: you are not rubbing olive oil on your skin before stepping outside.


Sorry I don't want to cook myself! though crispy skin does sound kinda nice....



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 04:57 PM
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reply to post by valiant
 


Tastes like chicken?
Sorry, couldn't resist



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 05:05 PM
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reply to post by DaisyAnne
 



I was thinking pork! chicken would be a compliment



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 08:46 PM
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No, but in all seriousness, when we were young 'uns, we used olive oil.
Um, not the best idea in the west Texas sun.



posted on May, 2 2010 @ 08:50 PM
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reply to post by DaisyAnne
 


So it works?

I am super white, only ever go a little red and then back white. English and irish genes are a curse in there own way believe me!




posted on May, 2 2010 @ 09:03 PM
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reply to post by valiant
 


It did work!
But it also can give a nasty burn - so if you are prone to burning or redness, then don't do it!



posted on May, 4 2010 @ 03:09 PM
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Please tell me why...hot dog buns come in packs of 8, while hot dogs come in packs of 10?

To make it work out right, I've got to buy 5 packs of buns and 4 packs of hot dogs! (If I don't want to have extra of something....)

It's a conspiracy!!!



posted on May, 4 2010 @ 03:53 PM
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Sorry...



posted on May, 4 2010 @ 06:15 PM
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reply to post by DaisyAnne
 


Please tell me how you know about the west Texas sun



posted on May, 4 2010 @ 06:26 PM
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reply to post by Gazrok
 


This is why: It's a conspiracy by the the big bun corporations to force you to buy extra packs!



posted on May, 4 2010 @ 06:27 PM
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reply to post by elevatedone
 


Oh man!
I walked right into that one.



posted on May, 4 2010 @ 06:28 PM
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reply to post by No King but Jesus
 


This is why: because I lived under it. You know, when you get a third degree burn from your car seat.



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