posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 10:10 PM
Don't forget to e-Think the day's bio-emission authorization codes, along with your payments indicating the correct Eco-Debt account number (or this
will be done for you, for a small convenience fee), off to your RECAC - (Regional Emission Citizen Accountability Center, a department of the World
It has come to our attention that some terrorist evil-doers have been attempting to render the National Bio-Data-Stream inoperable through certain
amplification and feed-back techniques. We should all be reminded that the transmission of the DHS' National blood-borne nanosensing and
radio-transmitting, remote-dose administration operations, popularized through the successful - ''It's Really Fun And Safe To Be Constantly
Monitored By Buddy, The Blood-Bot" - marketing campaign, featuring the song of the same name as performed by the Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana -
with special guests Ol' Dirty Bastard and Li'l Kim, is the primary sacrosanct component of the Fatherla...err...United North American
layered-defense matrix, and any attack on this vital public-safety system, will necessitate, by the powers granted in Patriot Act XII, the immediate
elimination of said disruption, by whatever means available.
These signal-disrupting terrorists are easily identifiable by their human-looking bodies. Anyone that posesses a body of human-like appearance can
correctly be considered a likely terrorist. Simply report the suspicious terrorist to your neighborhood SO (Security Overlord). (in the likely event
that your SO is also a suspected terrorist, we recommend an e-Think CTA (Citizen Terrorist Alert) directly to DHS HQ). An apprehension and extraction
team will be dispatched directly. (Remember the extra 666 D.A.'s (Digital Ameros) rewarded for reporting family members!)
The Homeland Security Space-Reaper Drone Armada armed with the new AABLCO2ED (Advanced Air Borne Lazer Co2 Emission Detectors) will be out in full
million-drone force for the next 72 hours... Watch those emissions!
North American Summer Breathing Rates guide is reporting another 50% increase in the " > 8 BPM" (over eight breaths per minute) Exhalation Tax.
(Think I got a line on some black-market Chinese air, ...sure it's a little dirty, but it's cheap, and I don't feel the need to smoke while
The new defecation schedule comes out tomorrow..., hope I get Sunday, supposed to go to an all-you-can-eat Mexican-food buffet Saturday night.
[edit on 28-4-2010 by FewWorldOrder]