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Police barred from penis enlargement

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posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 08:55 PM
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Police barred from penis enlargement



www.reuters.com...:s0:a49:g43:r1:c0.086693:b33422436:z0


(Reuters)
Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua
if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according
to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.

An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been
enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local
website Kompas.com. "If he has, he will be considered unfit to join
the police or the military."

The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during
training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news
portal Detik.com.




posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 08:56 PM
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I'm sorry I couldn't resist this one.
Whoever heard of this one???
And what about the ones who have not
been enlarged but are natural??

Who's gonna do the judging for this???

This is hilarious ..... ur thoughts

I've heard of lots of things to keep people
out of service, but this one is a first to me

[edit on 28-4-2010 by boondock-saint]



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 08:57 PM
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reply to post by boondock-saint
 


I think that you follow the news a little to close. But would it not take out the need for a night stick? This could actually make it easier.


[edit on 28-4-2010 by Subjective Truth]



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:13 PM
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reply to post by boondock-saint
 


This ban is a crime against humanity. They could test for infractions by a physical or use inspection, which could include..........................



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:15 PM
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Sorry, I was really tempted to crack a joke about a black truncheon, but I won't bother!




posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:21 PM
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Well, at least no one would be able to wrestle the officers' nightstick away from them in a fight... unless they were into that sort of thing...



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:21 PM
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LOl penis enlargements cause more problems than it solves as I hear it. In Asia Penis enlargements are done quite often. heres a news quote explaining why.


Doctors in Asia are treating an increasing number of men with severe injuries who have tried to increase the size of their penises by injecting themselves with Vaseline and other oils.

Now doctors in the West say the trend for self-injection is catching on in the UK and the US.


The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis

Mr Manit Arya
All in the name of the perfect body.

Injuries consist of severe deformations caused by tissue damage and erectile dysfunction.

Gangrene can also develop if injection causes infection.

"The practice of embellishing the human body by injecting oils beneath the skin has been known for over a century," according to urologist, Institute of Urology and Nephrology (IUN) in London, Mr Manit Arya.

"Increasing the size of the girth of the penis is common in South East Asia as well as in Japan."

"For instance, in Japan, the Yakuza often plant spherical objects under the skin of the penis to increase its size," said Mr Manit.

Travel

Doctors believe that men in Britain may be becoming interested in the practice after travelling to Asia on holiday.


In all of these cases of penis enlargement by injection of oils, dangerous side effects develop

Mr Manit Arya
However, Mr Manit and his colleagues at the IUN were extremely surprised when a 31-year old British born man presented at their clinic for treatment recently for gross abnormality of the penis and ulceration as a result of injecting oils under his skin.

"This was the first case we had seen. It was a very interesting case.

"The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis.

"But the girth of the man's penis continued to grow and he was no longer able to achieve an erection.

"He needed urgent treatment for both problems."

The man was treated by careful removal of dead tissue under the skin of the penis by surgery.

Counselling

He was also offered psychological counselling.

He apparently injected himself with oil to give himself more confidence sexually.

Although plastic surgeons currently conduct gender operations where a man or woman has their genitals altered, no plastic surgeon will conduct a penis girth enlargement operation.

"Unlike breast implants where some women experience severe side effects, in all of these cases of penis enlargement by injection of oils, dangerous side effects develop," Mr Manit said.

"The skin of the penis either dies or else becomes severely ulcerated in all cases."

Gender operations are currently performed in the UK when a doctor believes a person's psychological health depends on a sex change operation.

Mr Manit was one of the researchers of a IUN team who recently published a paper on grease gun injury in the Journal of The Royal Society of Medicine.


So its understandable as to why the police are refusing those who had it done.



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:25 PM
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LMAO, I want to meet the genius that first decided to pump his penis full of vaseline with a high pressure grease gun. I wonder if a caulk gun would work... oops did I spell that right.. LOL!

How small does your tiny asian penis have to be for you to think it is a good idea to pump your weiner full of oil.

[edit on 28-4-2010 by Peace Pipe]



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:27 PM
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Penis reduction surgery is fine though ... hypothetically speaking?



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:28 PM
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hey man, people need kick stands too!



I agree, maybe you are a bit too close to the news, haha, but it beats fox news or cnn any day.



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:31 PM
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reply to post by schrodingers dog
 


It may even be required if you're hung like a Rhino.

Or one could just find another profession.

I would love to tell my future employers that I was fired from being a policeman because they found out that my penis was entirely too large.

[edit on 4/28/2010 by Josephus23]



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:34 PM
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I guess this means they're a
shrinking police force now .... hahahaha
no pun intended

ok, maybe a LIL pun
lmao

but hey I didn't write the story.



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:36 PM
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Originally posted by Josephus23
It may even be required if you're hung like a Rhino.
Or one could just find another profession.

maybe Asian Porn
that would look good on a resume
hahaha



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:39 PM
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Originally posted by Shark VA84
I agree, maybe you are a bit too close to the news, haha,
but it beats fox news or cnn any day.


a lil diversity bro

I mean .... all the false flag threads
of doom and gloom gets a bit much.
Something a lil lighter is sometimes
required to break up the monotony


If I'm gonna die
at least I can go out
with a smile on my face
lol



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:39 PM
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Oh thats BS...way to descriminate against the PO PO....atleast here in the states our batons are expandable....


How the hell do you enforce this policy!!!!!!! haha



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:40 PM
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reply to post by boondock-saint
 


Maybe it makes sense, I mean the last thing these guys need is a bigger ego. Though maybe having a larger penis would give them less of an inferiority complex and boost their self-esteem. I don't know and honestly I have no idea why they would ban them altogether, how often does an officer's penis get in the way of or have an effect on law enforcement?

Reminds me of Bill Hick's Rodney King trial routine about the Officer with large testicles.



[edit on 28-4-2010 by Titen-Sxull]



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:42 PM
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Originally posted by rcwj1975

How the hell do you enforce this policy!!!!!!! haha


Delicately and with protective goggles I presume.

The strategy here of course is to first become a police officer and then wang chung tonight.



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:42 PM
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reply to post by Titen-Sxull
 


That was some seriously classic Bill Hicks.

Thanks for that post man!!!!



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 09:44 PM
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reply to post by loner007
 


Ugh.

I would not mind being bigger myself but that stuff is nuts. High pressure grease gun? And some guy thought that would be okay?

Oh my God the thought of doing any of that scares the crap out of me. I will stick with the size I have before I ever try some crazy stuff like that. The world really is filled with crazy people (a lot of them men apparently) and I really do learn something new every day.

High pressure grease gun? Really? Insane.


Raist



posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 11:31 PM
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reply to post by boondock-saint
 


I feel you homie. I definitely cracked up a bit when I read this. I just want to know what incident happened in training or in the line of work that sparked this decision. THAT must be freakin hilarious.



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