Originally posted by ktprktpr
Tell her that she needs to spend more quality parental time with her father. Say something, out of the blue, like "You know your father loves you."
She'll slap your ass and never see you again.
Most "sluts" lack any fatherly attention, it has been found.
Where did that come from. Nevertheless I would have to agree with ktprktpr. You could even pass the message on if it works.
On the other hand if you say that your gay, she could tell her friends and the whole pyramid scheme starts in motion against your favor, or worse yet
she could hook you up with another homo.
Do nothing and it will only get worse, there is the possibility that she goes around around telling people that your her boyfriend, and then you
really would be in deep #.