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Where do I sign up to become a paid dis-info agent???

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posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 06:50 PM
reply to post by Arkady

Well now I'm all confuddled...

posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 07:01 PM
reply to post by OutKast Searcher

From the desk of a paid Dis-Information Agent (not me).

How about going here?

Central Intelligence Agency Website


Federal Bureau of Investigation Website


United Nations Website

Just laugh it off.

Those who claim someone is a Dis-Information Agent are about as childish as fighting with someone who kicks you in the nuts, and claims they won the fight.

They have done nothing but lowered themselves to the point of a child.

If someone has to claim someone is a Dis-Information Agent they have zero ability to actually intelligently debate, and have proved it by taking the low-ball route.

Pun fully intended.

There are much more fun and intelligent ways of screwing with Dis-Information Agents.

If you think you have found one that is of course.

Create a thread about their agency and or do something incredibly creative.

Just ignore them.

They eventually get bored with you and go on their merry way.

Watch out they are everywhere!

[edit on 27-4-2010 by SpartanKingLeonidas]

posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 09:02 PM
Well thanks everyone...I needed that after a couple stressful days on ATS.

Old Dragger...I'm going to have to respectfully deny your offer *wink* *wink*

You hear that everyone...I am NOT a dis-info agent...I repeat I am NOT a dis-info agent.

So you can trust everything I say now.

*ahem* That is all

Old Dragger and Jenna...see below...but ONLY Old Dragger and Jenna. If you are not one of the two above...STOP READING...better yet....close the thread. Nothing to see here...just chit chat.

....Nothing to see here....

Still nothing....

you shouldn't still be reading this.

I think they are all gone now.

So...what should I bring to the DIA picnic??? Are you guys taking the company UFO there or the teleporter?

Oh..and Jenna tell your "Grandma" I said "Hi".

posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 09:04 PM
reply to post by OutKast Searcher

Burgers. We need burgers.

And absolutely not the first option.

"Grandma" says hi.

[edit on 27-4-2010 by Jenna]

posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 09:07 PM
reply to post by OutKast Searcher

Potato salad ( NO store bought)
A map of Australia and New Zealand
Small unmarked bills
Brown paper bag.
Take your choice, BUT choose wisley.
just sayin......

posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 09:14 PM
I haven't words dark enough to describe those who would sell out their countrymen and countrywomen to government lies. I hope you all eventually rot. I know there is karmic justice, but I say what I did because I'm a little bit impatient.

posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 09:34 PM
You can't sign up to be a shill. You are bred a shill. There is no way they would let someone outside the "organization" handle spreading disinfo to truthers.

Anyone with eyes, ears, and a heart can spot them a million miles away. Yes, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

Want their playbook? Here ya go:

These exact methods are deployed by shills all over ATS and all over the internet where truth can be found. If there are no shills at the site, there is very little truth there as well.

Disinformation about disinformation debunked. Huh...that's my first debunk ever since being on the net.

posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 09:44 PM

Originally posted by Jenna
We get paid in cookies and the benefits are crap. There's no vision plan unless you pay extra, and even then it doesn't cover your frames if you need glasses. And while normally I'd be happy to be paid in cookies, they've switched to generic oatmeal cookies that taste like cardboard. You're better off joining the CIA.

You know why you get generic cookies?I have offered to bake
cookies for the staff if the staff would overlook some of my short
comings.They never ask me to bake any.
I bake oatmeal,oatmeal with raisins and craisins,chocolate chip,
peanut butter,vanilla sugar cookies with maraschino cherry icing.

posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 09:45 PM
reply to post by Northwarden

No potato salad for you!

posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 11:14 PM
reply to post by OutKast Searcher

Great idea!
I'm broke and need a job any ways

posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 12:01 AM

Originally posted by mamabeth
You know why you get generic cookies?I have offered to bake
cookies for the staff if the staff would overlook some of my short
comings.They never ask me to bake any.
I bake oatmeal,oatmeal with raisins and craisins,chocolate chip,
peanut butter,vanilla sugar cookies with maraschino cherry icing.

Oh that's it.. 'Bob' is soo fired now. Why was I not told we had someone who can bake?

I'll take chocolate chip in a plain paper bag. Drop it in the mailbox three corners down.

posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 03:40 AM
May I suggest you call up the NSA (National Security Agency)
or the DIA (Defence Intelligence Agency) as these organizations
actually HAVE enough of a budget to allocate resources for specific
departments that are put together for the expressed purposes of
misleading foreign organizations/governments/the public about
military/economic and governmental policies, doctrines and strategy.

These agencies deal with the more "Global" current-threat environment
and are thus engaged in a general information concealment, containment
and disinformation battle-space strategy so as to hide from both the
American public and external/foreign organizations any details on what
America was, is and will be doing on a global strategy-level of political,
military and economic machinations and actions so as to "protect" the
current economic and political status of the United States when dealing
with the rest of the world.

On a tactical basis, we (the USA) has over 200 agencies that are considered
intelligence-gathering and intelligence-containment capable. These agencies
have highly specific mandates that can deal with areas as simple as
agricultural policy all the way to the defence and concealment of highly
secretive SAP/CAP (Special Access Program/Compartmentalized Access
Program) organizations that develop tactical-level things, ideas or policies
such as Quantum Computers, EMHD Propulsion Systems, Daily EOS (Estimate
of the Situation reports), Sit-Rep (Situation Reports) or
3D computer simulation software or even an emergency procedure
manual for dealing with alien invasion (YES! we actually have a rather
large 300+ page policy manual written and updated over many decades
for that scenario!).

Agencies such as the Air Force, Navy, NRO, NASA, Treasury Dept,
Departments of State, Commerce, Interior, etc. all have their own
internal offices/bureaus that are department specific but which DO HAVE
mandates to PROTECT, CONCEAL and even DIS-INFORM others about
the activities that are internal to such organizations. The target of those
practices can include current & former employees, the general public
and world-wide organizations. And one of those mandates is using
forums such as ATS to spread outright lies, simple mis-information,
utter dis-information or even THE TRUTH about the organizations
we (er...they) work for!!!!!

posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 04:18 AM
The pay is GS-7 to GS-11...You get Medical, Dental, Psychotherapy Access,
and a generous special circumstances leave policy (i.e. You're nuts
and might go postal so we're suspending you for the next 6 weeks with pay)

Your Government issued credit card has a limit of $1000, $2000 or $3000
and you get a ruggedized secured laptop! Your car will be a Ford Taurus
or Chevy Malibu if you are at management level and the food in
The Dungeon isn't bad so long you avoid the Sloppy Joes!

You won't be bringing your iPhone, blackberry or USB flash drive into the
office and your Tempest rated computer screen or keyboard has an active
badge reader to let you login to the local-only LAN.

There is an INTERNAL ONLY wiki and SECURE INTERNAL facebook/linkedln
for social/work networking BUT the ONLY public net accessible computers are
the dell 700 mhz dinosaurs that have no flash/usb/cd/dvd drives
and are outside the mu-metal lined/emf/emi-hardened CIC rooms.

The antivirus/firewall is proxy-detecting smart to PREVENT porn access
and all net/email is logged by the "Disk Farm" located underground in the
grassy knolls across the highway. The onsite Chip-Fab makes chips that WILL
scramble your secure-data-storage-cards if you even TRY to take them
offsite! The log file is then sent to Tech CIC who then inform your superior
who then gets an MP or Site-Sec Super to escort you off-premises after
your immediate dismissal. You`ll also get an exit Poly in a very dark room
by a swarthy, snotty tech and nasty roid-rage monkey super to see what else
you`ve been hiding. Your wife and kids will also get a visit from the suits
from Quantico or NSA upstairs for a lengthy interrogation!

On the good side, you get to visit the Many `Stans and go down some
500 foot deep elevators to big refreshingly air-conditioned rooms that
have many 18 foot monitors. You can code to your hearts delight and
use some really cool hand-held gadgets that can pull up the pins in that
locked doorknob handle for that black-bag job! Your Google maps-like
app has satellite pics/maps at 15 cm resolution and your handheld radio
is encrypted and rugged! And those dual 1200 HP engines on that
Wellcraft-Scarab-like Carbon Fibre hulled sea-borne covert operations
delivery craft ARE WAAAAAY COOOOL and FAST !!!!!

If You Wanna Be a Dis-Info Agent? It`s Hell...but Heaven at the Same Time!

posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 04:53 AM
One person's...Truth another person's...Dis-Info Agent.

I know that phrase gets thrown around quite a bit on here, but it seems to fit yet again for this scenario.

posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 05:31 AM
Such greed! What happened to the good old days when dis-info agents were selfless volunteers only motivated by the preservation of their cause?

posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 05:41 AM
the 24th United States Airforce

The Cyber-Warfare people

posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 06:12 AM

Current salary is up to $80,000 to discredit scientists, internet posters and bloggers.

posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 10:40 AM

dis-info agents wouldnt even post in this thread. dont be so high and mighty

posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 10:43 AM

Originally posted by Totalstranger

dis-info agents wouldnt even post in this thread. dont be so high and mighty

No they wouldn't.
Yeah, that's the ticket. wouldn't post, yeah.
Just ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild. Yeah.

posted on Apr, 28 2010 @ 10:44 AM
Try this email

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