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Hey this reminds me!
Are you signing up for the Disinfo Agent softball league this year?
The NSA team has some blatant ringers!
After the basketball debacle, I'm not sure i want to play.
Looks like the DIA picnic will be at Gitmo this year! Jeez, I hope they do something about the 'skeeters!
Yeah the vison sucks, but our Goldman Sachs 401k's are doing VERY well!
I have been accused of this so many times here, I almost started to believe it.
Originally posted by PsykoOps
Do they hire non-US agents? I can write the craziest stuff and also produce documents and photoshop pictures.
Originally posted by alchemist2012
Originally posted by andy1033
Your best bet is to ring up the american homeland security office and grass someone up, even if they did nothing to you. This organisation is like the stazi, and will pay you.
Originally posted by Arkady
You will be provided with the means to hold multiple accounts that appear to originate from different locations around the country and/or globe along with an extensive manual that amonst other things provides tips on exploiting different writing styles in order to go un-detected. The method of payment is quite similar to that used to pay police CI's but you will find that it is probably not as much as you might be imagining.
Usually you are allowed to 'freestyle' your posts but every once in a while you will be instructed to make noise about a particular conspiracy, not in order to dismiss it but in actual fact to encourage it more often than not.
Sometimes you will be provided with a piece of 'evidence' or 'proof' that seems to be the result of a slip on the part of the govornment or conspirators which you are then encouraged to freely spread with as many different stories attached to it as possible.
U2U me for an apllication form and the contact details for your nearest local office.
I'm not kidding.
Originally posted by OldDragger
reply to post by andy1033
Andy! Lighten up!
Nobody is going to kill you!