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Where do I sign up to become a paid dis-info agent???

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posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:06 PM
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I figure I get accused of it enough here on ATS...I might as well actually get paid for it. I'm on ATS all the time anyway...what better than to get paid for it...right???

So where do I sign up??? Is there a dis-info office I can visit somewhere???

And to all you other dis-info agents...after you become an official paid dis-info agent...do they give you a script? Or can you just freelance? Do you get paid per dis-info or is it a flat rate? How are the benefits?



Oh...and btw...If I actually was a paid dis-info agent...this is exactly the type of thread I would create to throw everyone off the scent. I'm just saying...




posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:08 PM
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Your best bet is to ring up the american homeland security office and grass someone up, even if they did nothing to you. This organisation is like the stazi, and will pay you.



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:14 PM
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Do they hire non-US agents? I can write the craziest stuff and also produce documents and photoshop pictures.



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:16 PM
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We get paid in cookies and the benefits are crap. There's no vision plan unless you pay extra, and even then it doesn't cover your frames if you need glasses. And while normally I'd be happy to be paid in cookies, they've switched to generic oatmeal cookies that taste like cardboard. You're better off joining the CIA.



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:19 PM
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You may like this thread
ATS Member CONFIRMED dis-info agent

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posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:21 PM
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I know for a fact dis-info agents dont' eat cookies.

Just shows how much of a dis-info agent you are.

And it is no secret...see MysterE's linked post for further proof.



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:25 PM
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Well given your political views, I think the best place for you to apply to become a paid dis-info agent is one of George Soros many foundations or maybe somebody from Communist Cuba, or Communist China, or Socialist Venezuela might be interested. Cheers!



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:29 PM
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When pink elephants start asking "How do I become a pink elephant", well....

Let's just say they were always one


All in good fun




[edit on 27-4-2010 by Signals]



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:29 PM
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Originally posted by andy1033
Your best bet is to ring up the american homeland security office and grass someone up, even if they did nothing to you. This organisation is like the stazi, and will pay you.
Hmmmmm



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:30 PM
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Or perhaps you saying dis-info agents don't eat cookies is in fact dis-info!



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:30 PM
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Originally posted by BoneyMaroney
reply to post by OutKast Searcher
 


Well given your political views, I think the best place for you to apply to become a paid dis-info agent is one of George Soros many foundations or maybe somebody from Communist Cuba, or Communist China, or Socialist Venezuela might be interested. Cheers!
Hmmmmmmmmm



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:31 PM
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Do dis-info agents get paid good amounts of money?



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:33 PM
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Giving people disinformation is one of the worst things you can do... do you need the money that bad ?



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:36 PM
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Originally posted by Jay Electronica do you need the money that bad ?

No, I am just asking generally.



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:39 PM
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Hey this reminds me!
Are you signing up for the Disinfo Agent softball league this year?
The NSA team has some blatant ringers!
After the basketball debacle, I'm not sure i want to play.
Looks like the DIA picnic will be at Gitmo this year! Jeez, I hope they do something about the 'skeeters!

Yeah the vison sucks, but our Goldman Sachs 401k's are doing VERY well!



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:45 PM
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As long as you all don't stick me in the outfield again this year, I'm in. You know we'd have won that basketball game if you know who hadn't insisted on playing during the last five minutes of the game. My 70 year old grandma shoots three-pointers better than he does..

I'm bringing the chips to the picnic this year right?



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:45 PM
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The moon is made of cheese, aliens are really dead people, religion is foolproof. Bam, check is in the mail.



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:47 PM
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You're generally supposed to spread them out in more than one post, but I suppose you can have your weekly cookie shipment for your show of enthusiasm.



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 04:55 PM
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So, based off the feedback, I think I have narrowed it down to either a NSA dis-info agent or a CIA dis-info agent. I hear you get more chicks with a CIA badge than with a NSA badge though.

Although...I may just wait until Obama officially creates his secret police and become a dis-info there. You guys now about that right...I hear you get FREE healthcare over there.



posted on Apr, 27 2010 @ 05:00 PM
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You will be provided with the means to hold multiple accounts that appear to originate from different locations around the country and/or globe along with an extensive manual that amonst other things provides tips on exploiting different writing styles in order to go un-detected. The method of payment is quite similar to that used to pay police CI's but you will find that it is probably not as much as you might be imagining.
Usually you are allowed to 'freestyle' your posts but every once in a while you will be instructed to make noise about a particular conspiracy, not in order to dismiss it but in actual fact to encourage it more often than not.
Sometimes you will be provided with a piece of 'evidence' or 'proof' that seems to be the result of a slip on the part of the govornment or conspirators which you are then encouraged to freely spread with as many different stories attached to it as possible.
U2U me for an apllication form and the contact details for your nearest local office.















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