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Eleven indicted Somali pirates dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs. There was an audible gasp in the courtroom when the leader of the pirates announced, “We are doing God’s work. We work for Lloyd Blankfein.”
Originally posted by DJW001
The Borowitz Report is a satirical blog, like the Onion. You've been "punked."
[edit on 27-4-2010 by DJW001]