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==== Time-Traveler Busted For Insider Trading by Chad Kultgen ====
Federal investigators have arrested an enigmatic Wall Street wiz on insider-trading charges, and incredibly, he claims to be a time-traveler from the year 2256!
Sources at the Security and Exchange Commission confirm that 44-year-old Andrew Carlssin offered the bizarre explanation for his uncanny success in the stock market after being led off in handcuffs on January 28.
We don't believe this guy's story, he's either a lunatic or a pathological liar, says an SEC insider.
But the fact is, with an initial investment of only $800, in two weeks time he had a portfolio valued at over $350 million. Every trade he made capitalized on unexpected business developments, which simply can't be pure luck.
The only way he could pull it off is with illegal inside information. He's going to sit in a jail cell on Rikers Island until he agrees to give up his sources.
Originally posted by hippomchippo
Weekly world news...
Enough said really.
Originally posted by buddha
if or when he gets out of jail. and goes back to his time. the time police will arrest him. it was in the news. if he had only read that!!!