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The Toilet Paper Conspiracy

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posted on Apr, 22 2010 @ 01:24 PM
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Procter & Gamble are microchipping everyone by creating detatchable toilet paper sections inpregnated with nanobot RFID chips.

Use kitchen roll instead.




posted on Apr, 26 2010 @ 11:33 AM
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Originally posted by The Cusp

I've been wiping my own butt for over 30 years now,


[edit on 21-4-2010 by The Cusp]


That puts you bout 35ish, I simply chalk it up to long butthair.
take a page out of Deuce Bigelo's book and get a good wax,Problem solved!!



posted on May, 4 2010 @ 09:14 AM
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Maybe you should switch to the 3 shells



posted on May, 4 2010 @ 09:18 AM
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Originally posted by anxietydisorder


#5. Fold, don't crumple or wad. It reduces sphincter grabbing of the paper.




Oh man.... That made me laugh, a lot.





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