How many for you're soul ?

I mean, what would you ask to the devil in exchange of you're soul and eternal damnation ?

Money? Power? Glory? Peace in the world?

Just tell me...

The ability to reach through the internet and punch the gay out of people aross the world instantly.

Money Money Money Money... MONEY !!!

I need money !

Have you made deals with him to collect souls for him? Cuz if so, I'll sell mine anyday !

Hell... I'd probably even settle for a VR6 24valves engine to put in my VW golf.

Or a nice brand-spankin' new black Subaru WRX Sti, with gold rims and gold tinted windows, and some bling-bling to go along with it lol...

Or free all-you-can-eat buffets for the rest of my life....

Or...

The possibilities are endless...

Question: will automatic doors stop opening before me if I sell my soul?

(simpsons joke)

[Edited on 4-6-2004 by m0rbid]

Endless Buffet for Enternity, how could I forgot, this is most def, top list material.

Originally posted by Lysergic
Endless Buffet for Enternity, how could I forgot, this is most def, top list material.

Hehehehehe... Yeah, for potheads like us, of course it is lol...

If the devil, and in turn 6od, did exist, I would wish to be more intelligent and powerful then both of them. Try sending me to hell then, biotch!

Man, what a crappy day, where is the devil when I need him? I think my boss is skipping out on work, it's 10:30 and he isn't answering his phone.... and his wife called me, asking if he was here, lol.

ZEE MISADVENTURES OF SENOR LANE!

I would ask to be untouchable. In other words, do and say what ever I think is nessary. First thing I would do is over throw the media.

a list of demands for my soul:

1. 100 Million in Gold Bars
2. Endless Buffet
3. A Riced out Nissian Nismo
4. A belt buckle which reads "Bitch Magnet" and is a Bitch Magnet
5. The Ability to pull dro out of my ass
6. Nipples of the Future
7. Nano-plastic Bones from 3089 AD
8. Jessica Alba as my wife
9. Masumi Max as my mistress
10. interweb gay-out punching technology

I'd sell my soul to make a record.

I'd rather get what i want for free from god.

Originally posted by sen5e
I'd rather get what i want for free from god.

You fail to see the power of the endless buffet.

Assuming Hell is a real place...

I wouldn't sell my eternal soul for any kind of personal powers or possessions. However, if it were possible to buy peace and happiness for the entire planet and everyone on it forever, in exchange for my one soul, that would be worth it..

Outside of that, there's not anything in this temporary existence that is worth an eternity of damnation.

I would sell my soul for my soul, a pogo stick and a guzillion dollars.

Originally posted by Lysergic
You fail to see the power of the endless buffet.

LMAO!
Dammit Lysergic, you made me choke on my drink. Luckily, I haven't spilled anything on my keyboard, or that would have been one hell of a drama for me.

Mere mortals don't realise the infinite power and potential of the endless buffet. Their souls shall not be worthy of trading for the greatness that the endless buffet is.

Edit:

BTW, sorry Nans for kinda turning this thread into a joke, but I doubt you were expecting serious answers anyway. If you were, I am wholeheartfully sorry and I apologize.

[Edited on 4-6-2004 by m0rbid]

Originally posted by sen5e
I'd rather get what i want for free from god.

Agreed. And the Goddess of course. Unconditional love is where it's at.