Short Skirts Make Male Brain Go Gaga, says Russia

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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian regional government has told its women employees to stop wearing short skirts and tone down their make-up because they were arousing their male colleagues' "animal instincts".

The ruling by Oleg Shlyk, deputy governor of Kaliningrad on Russia's Baltic coast, has stirred indignation among many in the enclave -- including its menfolk.

"Of course, a woman must attract a man's attention, but not so much as to overstep norms and arouse not business-like but only animal instincts," Shlyk told the NTV television network.

WARNING THE FOLLOWING MAY CONTAIN SARCASM AND *GASP* HUMOR:

My animal instinct? Perhaps, maybe its pheromones? Why? Sometimes I'll see a girl who I find attractive and my friends might not and vice versa. I say they make it fair for the ladies, we will all wear skirts! Nothing sekzier than a 55 yr old male Network Admin with liverspots bending over a copier in a microskirt. lol I wonder how the DJ at strip clubs deals with it? Perhaps this is something the russians should look into? And perhaps I should look into mail order brides.

What are they talking about? Mini-skirts are completely appropriate for work.........If you're Paris Hilton




[Edited on 4-6-2004 by dbates]

It's not just mini-skirts. Basicly any hot women showing a lot of skin have the potential to make my brain melt.

That's why all those hot Arab women dress the way they do. So we won't be distracted to look at them.

Hot Arab Woman



[Edited on 4-6-2004 by dbates]