South Africa World Cup or World Disclosure?, page 3
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reply posted on 11-4-2010 @ 11:45 AM by jazz10
reply to post by Mathius



"Mensa" constellation

Table Mountain is the only terrestrial feature to give its name to a constellation—Mensa, meaning The Table. The constellation is seen in the Southern Hemisphere, below Orion, around midnight in mid-July. It was named by the French astronomer Nicolas de Lacaille during his stay at the Cape in the mid eighteenth century.
heres an interesting link on the geology of Table Mountain

I know we cant class 11 july as mid july but the world cup final will be held on that day.
I know i have set myself up big time with this thread and i knew i would recieve ridicule, but i am adamant that South Africa Hosting the world cup could change everything as we know it.


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reply posted on 11-4-2010 @ 11:46 AM by aboveGoos
reply to post by Mathius



en.wikipedia.org...

According to wikipedia, it seems likely.

Also, could you clarify that Jazz? What do you imply has happened of relevance? My history is a bit rusty.


reply posted on 11-4-2010 @ 02:29 PM by jazz10
reply to post by krystalice



Theres nothing secretly about this, secretly is probably way off here. If im right then the Disclosure may not even be needed. If what i think happens, then its gonna happen wether those that have held us in the dark for so long like it or not. Given the history of SA, Table Mountain and the continent itself. Table Mountain has enough history to keep you busy for a while.
Also the geology which ties nicely to the sudden breakthroughs with graphene.


reply posted on 11-4-2010 @ 03:45 PM by da_ruse
As I have already stated. I do think your OP is interesting even if I don't believe it will come to pass.

I must admit, as someone who was born, raised in South Africa the implications were just too funny for me not to write down the potential outcomes of such an event.

The below analysis of what would be in store for any aliens is all said in Jest. Please take with a grain of salt.

In the event of Alien Disclosure at the 2010 Soccer World Cup South Africa



June 10th. Day before D-DAY.

In a previously improbable scenario, an alien craft punches through earths atmosphere in the southern hemisphere and comes hurtling in a fiery cloud of smoke and gas towards Cape Town, where it hovers and then docks on the city's famous Table Mountain.

Despite being surrounded in a glowing aura/corona and an unmistakeable humming sound Capetonians don't even notice it. As everything has an aura and it is no secret that table mountain is composed of large quantities of quartz making it the continents biggest amplifier of Positive energy capetonians are far too positive to notice something as mundane as a space ship. The humming sounds are explained by the 3 or 4 different trance parties happening on the mountain at the time.

June 11th World Cup begins:

In it's haste to make the opening ceremony in Johannesburg the craft speeds off.

It's terrestrial drive engine, used for planetary surface propulsion is a highly evolved form of the internal combustion engine, and ejects an as yet unheard of gas that solidifies in earths atmosphere to a remarkably beautiful and useful mineral solid which quickly becomes highly valuable as jewelry despite it's potential for limitless and clean energy called space-klippe.

En route to Johannesburg the craft collides with other seemingly advanced transport modules known to the locals as the minibus or “black” taxi. Quickly Adapting this technolgy, by the time it reaches the stadium the craft is holding 30 persons over the maximum capacity stated on the official operators guide, there's always room for 1 more

After the match, the aliens return to find their vehicle propped up on paint cans and bricks and all landing gear, sound equipment, and valuables inside the craft are stolen.

The aliens decide to lay low in Jozi for a day, using the time to repair their craft.


June 12th – World Cup day 2

Rumours begin to circulate of strange footage and even stranger reports occuring during yesterdays game.
Farmers and residents of the Karoo begin collecting Space-klippe
Capetonians begin to compare notes of “those weird looking foreigners” with the cool sound system.

June 13th Germany vs Australia

Having repaired their craft the Aliens head for Durban to watch their old friends the Germans play Australia.

A road rage incident on the N1 leaves one visitor with a black eye. And causes the others to ensure the doors are always locked.

They are stopped and fined near Pietermaritzburg for speeding. Natal has a strict Zero tolerance attitude towards traffic control. Traffic cops report is never seen as the fine was payed on the spot (bribed)
Aliens meet local surfer who introduces them to earths favourite plant in the form of Durban Poison
Aliens miss Germany VS Australia game. Instead they can be found in the local Nandos enjoying an extended lunch and extolling the virtues of Zol.

June 12th -Again

Having missed 2 games in a row, the aliens decide to use the crafts time travel capabilities to go back to the England VS America game at Rustenberg stadium the day before.

They materialise in a poor rural area. While checking co-ordinates and directions they are surprised by a gang who hijack their craft. 1 Alien is shot and killed. The rest flee.
The slain alien is quickly sold to a local Sangoma (Witch doctor) who recognises the entity from secret knowledge. The Sangoma pays R20 000 (£1800) for the alien cadaver which is cut up and sold for Muti (medicine) which can cure any ailment known to man

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reply posted on 11-4-2010 @ 03:45 PM by da_ruse
The aliens finally make it to the game. Scared, tired and p****d off they opt for full disclosure as to their presence and warn mankind that our current course will result in catastrophe for the planet, it's people and it's life. American and British fans and delegates cheer. South Africans fans and delegates accuse the aliens of Neocolonialism and trying to scare them away from the resources of the country so that the aliens can exploit them and oppress Africans.

Julius Malema starts singing kill the aliens. Crowds gather. A car tyre is found and covered in diesel before attempts to force it over the aliens shoulders. The aliens raise there middle finger to the cameras and disappear.


June 13th – July 13th
World cup continues as if nothing ever happened while DeBeers silently goes about ensuring an international law is passed making all the highly valuable and now common free energy minerals known as space-klippe the sole property of DeBeers NO MATTER who finds them, where they are found and how they are found.

June 14th
With the world cup finally over, the whole thing is attributed to a political conspiracy by the west to prevent Africa from self. determination.

If you are already in possession of one of these magical rocks you will get a visit from someone explaining it all to you and how you are now holding goods stolen from DeBeers.

Julius Malema becomes president.
Brazil wins the World Cup,
Capetonians finally realise they have had close encounters of the third kind, but seeing as the media has already shown images of these Extraterrestrials they go back to karmicly worshiping Table mountain through the esoteric rituals of trance parties.


reply posted on 11-4-2010 @ 05:51 PM by Freeborn
reply to post by da_ruse



Qaulity.

Humour and the ability to laugh is the human races greatest attributes.

Thank you for cheering me up when I really needed it.


reply posted on 11-4-2010 @ 07:52 PM by da_ruse
reply to post by Freeborn



It's a pleasure. I could've gone on and on but I realised it would get lengthy and I didnt want to Hijack this guys thread. Or get accused of trolling.

I had to skip Bloemfontein, Brandy and cokes, drunk driving, weapons caches, all wildlife and was still working on a Mark Shuttleworth cameo.

I think they would have a very hard time in SA just because they would have to fight for attention amongst the 40 or so other "Aliens" in the country.


reply posted on 3-6-2010 @ 02:08 PM by jazz10
reply to post by zatara



Im not too sure but im sure the date i seen before on a thread on here said that july 11th was the date for an eclipse? I may be wrong though but pretty sure, but, it just so happens to be the final date. I`ll check back.


reply posted on 3-6-2010 @ 02:29 PM by Freeborn
reply to post by jazz10



Of course, July 11th...the day England regains the crown of World Champions of the greatest sport on earth, much to the chagrin of those evil reptillians Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini.


reply posted on 3-6-2010 @ 02:57 PM by jinx880101
reply to post by da_ruse





The humming sounds are explained by the 3 or 4 different trance parties happening on the mountain at the time.



Which I would probably be attending!




En route to Johannesburg the craft collides with other seemingly advanced transport modules known to the locals as the minibus or “black” taxi. Quickly Adapting this technolgy, by the time it reaches the stadium the craft is holding 30 persons over the maximum capacity stated on the official operators guide, there's always room for 1 more



Oh so true! My stomach hurts.... This is the funniest piece of work I've ever read!



I didnt want to Hijack this guys thread.


No pun intended I bet...



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reply posted on 3-6-2010 @ 04:05 PM by jazz10
reply to post by jinx880101



speaking of flights, BA having a hard time at the mo? Lots of grounded planes? Also SA route?


reply posted on 3-6-2010 @ 04:15 PM by jinx880101
reply to post by jazz10



I'm sorry, I might be a bit slow right now- It's quite late, but I have no clue what you are talking about.....

Maybe the new airport? I haven't been following the news for the last week or so.
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