Funny Movie Quotes

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Yeah it would be better there. I usually post when i am at work and i have to use a proxy. Sometimes the site is confusing and difficult to navigate, especially with the proxy. Sorry for the language, I tried censoring it the best i could. I didnt mean it to be specifically vulgar. I just thought it was a really funny quote.

My favorite quotes are usually from T.V. Like "Looks Like murder is in style this season" from burn notice. And you can't get enough of Horatio's (CSI: Miami) one-liners...

From Wet Hot American Summer (an 80's nostalgia movie, made in the 2000's)...

Katie: Listen, Coop - last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, *cut*. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and #$%& his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.

Caped Boy: Excuse me, ladies. You may remember me as the guy who came to dinner a few weeks ago with underwear on my head. My name is Keith Stat from Millburn, New Jersey. State bird, the mosquito. And as you may have heard, I am recently a crowned class B dungeon master. So if any of you would like to play D&D today, please speak now or forever hold your peace.
[he chuckles, and there is an awkward silence at the table]
Caped Boy: Anyone? Alexa!
[Alexa gives him a withering glare]
Caped Boy: Maybe you would like to join in? We do need a druid, and you have definitely cast a level 5 charm spell on me.
Alexa: In your dreams, douche-bag!
Caped Boy: Douche-bags are hygienic products; I take that as a compliment. Thank you.
[Keith walks off]
Alexa: Ewww!

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I couldnt possibly pick one, so I'll have to say pretty much all of these from the 40 year old virgin.

I wish this clip were longer, with Billy's response. But this is one of the funniest I have ever seen

Not letting me embed this video. Ill post it soon as I find one that works. But alot of lines in the movie Wristcutters were extremely funny.




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My favorite @45 seconds of any visual media, ever!

Gir sings the DOOM song!!!

"NI!"


TheAssoc.

"I'm rubber, your glue, so whatever you say.....bounces." The Sasquatch Gang

And....

"Who let the dogs out?" The Hangover

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Oh yeah Horatio is a Legend

"One man wolf pack" - Allan, Hangover
"I married a whore... Hey she's a nice lady" - Hangover