reply to post by FortAnthem
You're a mean one, Mr. Gore!
You're not Al you're a Dick!
You're as cuddly as porcupine,
as about as charming as a....
You're a bad apple without the caramel,
on a stick!
You're a demon, Big nosed Babs,
You're soul is just a vacant lot,
You're cross-eyed stare is full of greed, you've
got toxic slime, instead of snot, Big Nosed Babs,
I've half a mind to leave you there to rot!
Your a sick one, Mr. Begley Jr.,
You have maggots inside your ears,
You're not the lovable doc from St. Elsewhere,
You're the monster, everyone fears,
If I had to spend time with you, I'd be in tears!
You're so odious, Bill and Hillary,
stench so bad you make me want to puke,
You're a slick Willie and uptight broad,
You're not a king or queen, not even a duke,
You're just two meanies, we must rebuke!
You're a bad bunch, Baldwin Brothers,
You're so slimy, just like a pit of snakes,
You're heart is filled with dirty underwear,
Why don't you take a rest, for goodness sakes,
You're a foul like family and a bunch of flakes!
Everyone down in Hooverville sure liked Christmas, very much,
but not the liberals who lived in SoCal, or D.C., they not so much.
The liberals hated Christmas, the whole year long,
Don't ask me why, unless "There's No Home For You Here" is your favorite song, or you think its groovy to have no sense of right or wrong. It
could be that they spent too much on social stuff, robbing from you to give to government, always needing more, taxes 'cause ain't enough. It could
be that they hate free markets, stores like K-Mart, Wall-Mart, and Targets, either that, or the most likely reason of all, may have been that their
egos, were just too damn tall!
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Of course, we all know How the Liberal's Stole Christmas, turns out; The sweet little conservative girl named Sarah Lou, asked Santa to give all the
liberals a gift too! So, upon this kind and caring act, liberals everywhere saw there missing hearts melt, and slowly thought to themselves, there
just might be something to this Christmas, after all!
And both the Conservatives down in Hooverville and all the liberals from SoCal and D.C. lived happily ever after....Amen.
Go green!