posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 11:11 PM
It seems that the endless threads and posts on homosexuality keep coming on ATS. Everyone is suddenly an expert on sexuality...well, and indeed,
rather disgracefully everybody is.
So it should be easy to answer my query: is the Easter bunny gay or straight? Maybe he/she/it is confused or bi? With those teeth oral sex is probably
ill advised, but boy, I could definately grab those fluffy ears to rock my universe! That just proves how corrupting the influence of this bouncing
Apparently the Bunny has nothing to do with Christianity. The goddess Ishtar changed a bird into an egg laying rabbit - and that's historical fact.
Because she had a god-son called Tammuz, who became the role-model for a later Jesus, the pagans figured they'd combine the two and kill two birds
with one stone.
I suppose the bird was female (since it layed eggs), but maybe the goddess changed its gender along with its species? That could be the source of Mr
Bunny's confusion. But still, an abusive childhood is no reason to act like a pansy, and it never made a manly mascot like Santa Clause choose to be
gay. Just the odd flask of whiskey and he's right as a reindeer. Spare me the liberal arguments, the Easter Bunny had over 2000 to sort himself out.
I mean we always say "Easter Bunny", not "Easter bunny-ess". We do assume this fluffy fiend is male. And I heard from a friend of a friend that
only flaming homosexualists wear fluffy bunny tails. No wonder they call these degenerates "tailgunners".
Well that does it! No more bunnies for me. They will corrupt our poor innocent children into the gay lifestyle, and that raises all kinds of awkward
questions around the dinner table during the news flashes of the gung-ho patriotic carnage in Iraq and Afghanistan.
So I say ban this raunchy rabbit, or at least limit him to the annual gay parade where he belongs. He's sold to innocent kids in the form of a drug
called chocolate that will rot their and teeth and have them looking like Santa before puberty! Melt the evil bunnies down in a fiery furnace and make
them into crisp chocolate crucifixes for the young ones to gnaw. This will set us back on the path of civilization. No more funny bunny - let's chew
his face and smash his eggs.
Nobody can deny that this rabbit is an act of vandalism against nature and ordered creation.
[edit on 4-4-2010 by halfoldman]