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YO mama contest

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posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 06:22 PM
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Any yo mama jokes you guys have type it over here.
Rules:
NO double jokes( DON'T say the same thing twice)
a minimum of 3 jokes per contest.

Referee is named by me!

Okay so who is gonna start it off?




posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 06:31 PM
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Yo mama's so fat I almost didn't sleep with her .....

Yo mama's breasts .... are so .... round, .... they, .. uuumm.

man I just can't do this, .... I love yo mama !!



posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 06:53 PM
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you need my mama to show you all some damn respect for mamas.



posted on Apr, 3 2010 @ 07:01 PM
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This Momma says...
www.youtube.com...

Peace ..yo...



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 02:27 AM
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your mama's so big, when she sits around the house... SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 03:18 PM
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YO mama is so fat the only thing keeping her out of McDonald's is the door!

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Apr, 4 2010 @ 09:10 PM
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Yo Momma is SO fat that she has to use pillow cases for stockings and hula hoops to hold them up!!!



posted on Apr, 6 2010 @ 01:35 PM
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Yo mama so ghetto, she keeps her food stamps in a money clip...

Yo mama so ghetto, the only gold she wears is on her teeth....

Yo mama so ghetto, she washes paper plates...



posted on Apr, 6 2010 @ 01:43 PM
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Never mind ...




[edit on 6 Apr 2010 by schrodingers dog]



posted on Apr, 6 2010 @ 01:46 PM
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your mamma is so fat she has to use a boomerang to tie her belt round!


next week im doing a sponsored 8 mile run right round ur mamma!


your mamma is so fat she uses a circus tent as her skirt!



posted on Apr, 6 2010 @ 04:02 PM
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YO MOMMA is so OLD...

I told her to act her AGE and the B&^%h dropped DEAD!




posted on Apr, 7 2010 @ 10:45 PM
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Yo mommas so fat she's on both sides of the family!



posted on Apr, 7 2010 @ 10:48 PM
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YO mama's so ugly she practices birth control by leaving the lights on



posted on Apr, 8 2010 @ 01:15 AM
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Yo momma is soooooo fat........

The United States Navy can use her for an aircraft carrier.



posted on Apr, 10 2010 @ 09:17 PM
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Yo Mama is so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

YO mama is so ugly when she was born her mama said "what a treasure" then her dad said "yeah let's go bury it"

Yo mama is so fat that when god ,supposedly, said "Let their be light" he told her to move over.

Yo mama so fat she has to wake up in sections.

Yo mama is so fat I took a picture of her last spring and it's still printing.

Yo mama is so dumb I told her it was chilly outside and she went and got a spoon.

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming the whales started singing "We are family".

Yo mama so fat when she got on a scale it showed her phone number.



posted on Apr, 12 2010 @ 01:12 PM
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Yo mama so fat her belt size is Equator

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

always a personal favorite...

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu

-Kyo



posted on May, 28 2010 @ 04:09 AM
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Yo Momma is so Carnivorous, Her appetite triggers Human Extinction

Yo Momma is so Smart, Her IQ is sufficient to frying Supercomputer until it crashes

Yo Momma is so Greedy, She reduces Planet Earth into lifeless husk by nothing but her own Greed

[edit on 28/5/2010 by masonicon]



posted on May, 28 2010 @ 11:38 AM
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Yo mama's house is so dirty, the roaches have to ride around in dune-buggies.



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