posted on Apr, 2 2010 @ 11:28 PM
I think the App should have the following features,
Ability to locate the nearest hardware store selling Tin Foil GPS style.
To not be made by Apple but 128M2kc oh I always forget right spelling, our resident techy overlord
An battery that lasts more than 4 hours if you use any of the features like Ats.Tunes
Disable/Stealth button for GPS and triangulation, press it no find me!
A BS meter
Troll tools and accesories, specifically Search and Destroy functions.
An internal database with all known worldwide Lantern Pictures types and sizes.
A very very big red button in the middle with
Abduction/Probing SOS for obvious reasons.
Lastly a mini BlueBeam lazer/hologram that enables us to shine the ATS logo on a distant cloud or building.
Oh and NOT white