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Originally posted by ventian
This thread is great and filled with humor. Signals signature was the best part though. For anyone hunting for it go to page 6 and look for buddy Jesus in the avatar.
[edit on 1-4-2010 by ventian]
Originally posted by Onasty
ATS is beyond pathetic and provides absutely nothing of use.
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