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Sudden Mass American Enlightenment Puzzles Congress and Causes National Security Alert

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posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 06:21 PM

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Washington - President Obama, U.S. congressmen and their aides held an emergency four hour-long meeting Wednesday to decide what action to take to stem a sudden and unprecedented mass enlightenment of the US population that threatens to destabilize the Government and create a fiscal crisis.

Millions of citizens jubilantly celebrated their new awareness as they suddenly realized they have been lied to all their lives on just about everything by their psychopathic, conscienceless leaders of major corporations, government and security agencies.

Residents in all major cities across the United States awoke Wednesday morning complaining that they were experiencing an inexplicable mental clarity that was causing them to realize the way they were about to spend their day was utterly pointless, a potential health threat and would only add energy and finances to a powerful wealthy elite that had been ruling their lives since as long as they could remember.

Congress was thrown into chaos when a majority of staff decided to simply stop showing up for work until their bosses resign; in a move of solidarity, energy companies turned off the power to government buildings and military bases, while water companies shut down their water supply; repair people refused to carry out repairs for the politically well-connected and television network staff refused to report the lies they are routinely ordered to tell by their editors.

I put this in general conspiracy forum because thats what all these things mentioned in this article are talking about.

I thought this article was great and is what we should be doing. I wish that enough people would wake-up and realize all the things that are talked about in here and think 'wait I can do something.'

TPTB only have their powers because we sit back and let them. We have the power, we have the ability to crash the economy in days, we can be the ones making the decisions about all of our countries, but we sit back hoping there is something we can do about it all.

My favorite part:

The reasons for the mass-awakening are as yet unclear. One possible explanation has been given by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency where officials have discovered that the normally high levels of fluoride added to the nation's drinking water were "accidentally omitted." It's suspected that workers at water plants are responsible. Government Health officials have advised all citizens to carry on working as normal, eat lots of fast-food and stay glued to their TV sets in the hope that any thoughts generated in people by seeing the reality of the situation will be pacified by toxins, apathy and a return to the steady atrophy of their brains.

Any thoughts?


[edit on 31-3-2010 by predator0187]

posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 06:31 PM
If it could be managed, that would be the best of all outcomes. Sure, the PTB could call in the military and try to make an example of some of the dissenters, but that would just inflame the rest, and it has been proven over and over again that the invaders cannot beat a dedicated insurgency.

posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 06:42 PM
ok it's official

I laughed so hard that I pissed my pants !!!!
dont tell anybody though, lmao

this is priceless in the terms that it was meant.
Thank you for sharing


posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 06:55 PM
Notice the date of the article? Thursday, April 1, 2010.

April Fools!

Funny article tho.

posted on Apr, 1 2010 @ 10:56 PM
reply to post by berkeleygal

Oh I knew it was an April fool's I just thought it was a great article and it was worth sharing.


posted on Apr, 2 2010 @ 07:59 AM
The " Sleepers " have Awakened ! Long Live the Fighters ! .....God Forbid the " People " start to actually Think and Question the things our Goverment supposedly does in our Behalf . .........

posted on Apr, 2 2010 @ 08:57 AM

It was all just a bad dream.
Now sleep!
April 2nd.

posted on Apr, 2 2010 @ 09:28 AM
reply to post by SLAYER69

LOL , you got that right !

Hell No !

[edit on 2-4-2010 by Zanti Misfit]

posted on Apr, 2 2010 @ 09:30 AM
reply to post by Zanti Misfit

I'm here to kick Ass and chew bubble gum and...

I'm all out of Bubble Gum!

posted on Apr, 2 2010 @ 12:25 PM

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energy companies turned off the power to government buildings and military bases, while water companies shut down their water supply; repair people refused to carry out repairs for the politically well-connected

If we could actually refuse service and goods to people who think themselves untouchable it would go far in humbling them

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