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Let's flush out Lizardman from South Carolina

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posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 10:44 AM
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I want to flush out lizardman
I will gather my friends that are South Carolinian
We will send out messages to friends and family men
Using facebook, and other forms of media in this millennium
By the time we leave from Atlanta
We will be like Sherman on his march to Savannah
But unlike Sherman we don’t have cities to burn
When we reach Lee County we’ll post and pass out flyers
We will go to every bar announcing that we cannot hire

But that we will be glad for some folks to come and join us for free
The folks in Lee County already search for this thing,
They will be happy to come with my gang and me
Lizardman search by day, with music and drinking every evening
It could be documentary-like and called Interview with a Reptilian
It’s the cryptoid kind, not the one that does the shape shiftin’
Not the kind that lives in another dimension
Or maybe I’m in way over my head here
Maybe when I present this plan to my South Carolina born friends
Maybe then they might not even want to listen
But knowing them, they would probably consent
Even if my plan is not the best I have conceived of yet.

Would I call it "interview with a reptilian"? I mean that’s not nice… Isn’t that playing with Anne Rice? It’s just like Moore playing with the title of Fahrenheit. It’s a bit of Anne Rice title wordplay, but Rice is just fantasy stroke sci-fi. This is a reptile humanoid that’s been on CNN. And this thread is about a possible documentary that lizardman is gonna be in. He’s running around chasing cars even.
I can’t just go and “interview him”…
Excuse me, Mr. reptilian, why have you chosen this South Carolina Pavilion?
Why is it this swamp that you stay in?
What is it, lizardman?
Why do you hate cars so much that you chase them, Mr. Reptilian?

I can tell you the honest truth before I even mention this
to my South Carolina born friends,
The first thing most of them will say about the journey is;
“let’s bring our instruments”…
To which I would say, “well of course gentlemen, that’s a given…”




posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 10:47 AM
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And then the journey would begin...



posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 11:26 AM
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found him!





































After exhausting searching in the slimiest backwaters of Georgia, I finally tracked him down working for CNN.



posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 11:50 AM
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whatukno, that is brilliant.



Thanks



posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 01:54 PM
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Excuse me, Mr. reptilian, why have you chosen this South Carolina Pavilion?


Ssseemed like a good a plassse asss any...Itsss nissse and warm here...


Why is it this swamp that you stay in?


Asss opposssed to what other ssswamp? Turtlesss are bessst here....


What is it, lizardman?


I sssaw movement...looked like tasssty chicken ran by...do you like chicken?


Why do you hate cars so much that you chase them, Mr. Reptilian?


Metal beassstie killed my pet gator Besssie....me kill metal beassstiesss......



posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 02:38 PM
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Gazrock that's awesome.
Thanks



posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 02:58 PM
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Wrong! No Saints fans are reptillians, we wouldn't have it!

Carville is obviously from Orion, with Illuminati links.



DM I enjoyed it



posted on Mar, 31 2010 @ 04:19 PM
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Originally posted by Signals
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Wrong! No Saints fans are reptillians, we wouldn't have it!

Carville is obviously from Orion, with Illuminati links.



DM I enjoyed it


I'm glad you enjoyed it, brother. Thx.



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